House-warming gift Dpaul798 received tonight

[Coach34]

his new front doormat:

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[dpaul798]

actually i think i may put it in the bathroom so it will make me empty my bowels faster

 

[SwampDawg]

nt

 

[Coach34]

the patio area with it. That thing cant be anywhere we watch football</p>

 

[MagnoliaHunter]

If you are lucky, every MSU fan that knows where you live or happens to come to your house, will only piss on your front porch. Most will probably leave a big ole steamin dump.

 

[JohnDawg]

<font color="#003399">Billy Madison</font>: Oh my God, Old Man Clemens hates ****.
<font color="#003399">Frank</font>: Shh, here he comes.
<font color="#003399">Old Man Clemens</font>: Who the hell is it? What do you want? Judas Priest, Barbara, it's one of those flaming bags again.
Barbara: Don't put it out with your boots, Ted.
<font color="#003399">Old Man Clemens</font>: Don't tell me my business, Devil Woman. Call the fire department, this one's outta control.
<font color="#003399">Old Man Clemens</font>: Eck, poop again.
<font color="#003399">Billy Madison</font>: He called the **** "poop".
<font color="#003399">Frank</font>: This is the best night of my life.
<font color="#003399">Old Man Clemens</font>: I'll get you damn kids for this. You're all gonna die.