Serve drinks for the first 4 rows and no fouls.
Houston we have a problem
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The nipple reigns supreme.
I don’t even want to think about how this looks if it were not to work. Sports are weird
Duke has hottest cheerleaders. Makes Pepperdine hide theirs
That's K nipple to you, mister
Don't try to put a cap on his greatness w/ those pedestrian #'s
I bet K does pinch his nipples.
You know UH will get all the calls!! Oh I forgot all the calls are what got Samson fired at UI.
Heard Sheyer was asked if he’d like to fulfill a make-a-wish. He chose to let Kelvin Sampson’s middle school team play on the floor with the professionals. He’s a swell guy
Just a phenomenal story...
Rumor has it he offered to forfeit before the game, but that low down dirty dog Scheyer said nope, my team's gonna rub your nose in it.
He learned the finer points of apple juice from K
The only thing that I don’t like about this Duke team is that they make me forget about the ‘92 Dream Team.
If I ran duke athletics I'd shut down the cheerleading program out of pure embarrassment
Scheyer is already in the Hall of Fame as far as I'm concerned. Just an unbeatable group with him at the helm.
Should not even play the game - heard this in 1983 NC State vs Houston!
The game should be played with a running clock once Duke is winning by 40 points.
I dunno. Immovable object vs an unstoppable force if you remember your high school physics.
Could happen. First 10 minutes crucial for Houston.
But alas, it’ll be 8 on 5.
Could happen. First 10 minutes crucial for Houston.
But alas, it’ll be 8 on 5.
This Duke team is the greatest team I’ve ever seen. Houston won’t get within 35 points of them. 100% lock for championship
Hakeem the Dream and Clyde the Glide couldn't slow down the dookie onslaught tonight...
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Once Scheyer decimates the poor Cougars and the hapless Gators Monday, he will descend into the catacombs beneath Cameron and drive a wooden stake through K’s heart to fulfill the prophecy and begin his 1000 year reign of terror.
Doug is here to make sure the game is called right down the middle. Ensures the correct outcome - Duke by 35+
Shows reffing a final 4 is a joke
Rat Face is in the house tonight. No way Duke is losing now. Houston should just head back to the locker room and get ready to board the bus back to the hotel.