How about this guy?

engie

Freshman
May 29, 2011
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http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_Dambrot

Highlights(some from preseason this yr):
Akron HC
.684 wp in 7 seasons there
Coached Lebron in highschool
2 NCAA's, 2 NIT's, a CBI
23+ wins for each of the past 6 seasons
5 straight conference tournament championship games
Was literally one shot away from killing the Groce "rise" before it began, and would've traded likely places with him on the "hot names" list
Plays exciting transition basketball and will out hustle you, just as he did to us early this season.
Makes between $3-400k yearly

Minuses:
53 yrs old
Akron is his alma mater
Has no experience in the south