Washing machine almost crushed my head against a wall.How did YOU almost die, Glen.
That must have been a pretty ****** drive if you were in the middle of a road.
Washing machine almost crushed my head against a wall.
probably the same reason he ***** himself a couple of times a year. Disability FTLGot stuck in a swimming pool during a lightning storm on vacation in Florida last year. Fun times if you hate lightning.
How exactly do you get "stuck" in a swimming pool? It takes 2 seconds to hop out.
HE or no?Washing machine almost crushed my head against a wall.
Washing machine almost crushed my head against a wall.
Hey!probably the same reason he ***** himself a couple of times a year. Disability FTL
Dude, that is badass. How many people have you stabbed? I've always thought that would be so cool to stab somebody in a fight. Just split their guts right out.Some of you all need to seriously consider carrying. I always have at least a knife on me.
Willy, why did you get down in the execution position? Never understood why people would do that.
[laughing] -- yeah Willy, you big *****, why didn't you just execute a simple disarm and make your assailant get on his knees? It's so easy even a bartender could do it...Willy, why did you get down in the execution position? Never understood why people would do that.
If someone puts a gun a gun to your head and wants to go ATM with you, you've got two choices -- you can die, or you can go get the man some money
Problem there, as with the chance you take breaking into many people's houses, people own guns, that are loaded. :gun::flushed:Lol, ok bud, I'm sure that's the case.
I'd love to see one of those youtube prank channel f-bois pull something like that on you just to see you immediately bend the knee and begin sobbing.
I spent the day with Gary Busey once.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delta_Air_Lines_Flight_1288
Row 28. Awful. Will never forget looking to the back and seeing that family.
Funny, but similar thing happened to me over at Snowmass. Wasn't XX, but wasn't paying attention on a curve, lost balance & a ski & went head first into aspen grove but missed them all. Pre-helmets times too.Skiing a double black on Ajax Mountain at ten years old. Downhill ski popped off between moguls. Fell 300 yards down a mountain. Luckily missed every tree. No injuries at all but I was pretty shaken up. ...
Had that happen too but wasn't going fast & easy to stop.2 weeks ago, the steering column came apart on my truck while pulling fully loaded 16' enclosed trailer. It's a screwed up feeling when you try to turn and the truck goes straight. Got it stopped about 2" before hitting a building.
Answers to the name "Lucky"Age 3-4, I fell off a tractor and my head bounced off the bushog.
Age 12, helping Dad pull a bulldozer out of a sinkhole, chain broke, ricocheted off the dozer blade, and smacked me in the head.
Age 14, drove truck off a bridge, the only place on the truck that wasn't bent was where I was sitting.
Age 21, hit a pothole about 120mph on a motorcycle, ended up in the ditch.
Struck by lightning twice by this point, don't really remember what age. Around 13 and 17.
About three years ago, age 39, fell off a ladder about 12 feet in the air, bounced head off concrete.
2 weeks ago, the steering column came apart on my truck while pulling fully loaded 16' enclosed trailer. It's a screwed up feeling when you try to turn and the truck goes straight. Got it stopped about 2" before hitting a building.
Probably a few more, that's just what I can think of at the moment.
hy·per·bo·leWTF would any idiot put a grenade to your head? This is the dumbest fvcking hypothetical I have ever heard. Do you even know how grenades work?