Is the 5th grader coming in a wave by him/herself or with other 2nd graders?
Do I have time to gather myself and step over the defeated bodies after each round, or will I have to deal with the trip hazards involved? I suppose the kids would have to walk over the piles of their fallen colleagues too. Just doesn't seem safe. OSHA might shut it all down.
Can I use any weapons at all? Firearms excluded, of course. A baseball bat? Hammer? Bowling pin? Rolling pin?
So many questions.