How to handle the NCAA.

[MagicCityDawg]

1.) Make a frowny face, and say you're really, really sorry for whatever improper (or downright evil) actions happened
2.) Praise the Association and it's investigation.I
3.) Wait for the dust to settle.

It helps if you've got a large fan base and influential donors.


How NOT to handle the NCAA.

1.) In any way try to defend the institution, or worse point out that the process is a joke.


I want Bob Tyler's 18 back.

 

[Old Fart Dawg]

4) make a large contribution to the NCAA Pension Plan

 

[GloryDawg]

You beat them by lying your *** off. What can they do?

 

[Shamoan]

hire a former ncaa badass that knows how to work the system. its worked for auburn beautifully.

 

[MaronMatters]

4.) Sleep with one of the investigators.