HUGE if true

ronpolk

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I was really hoping that this was going to be about them adding a microbrew so that I could walk around with a tasty IPA while buying my 3 year supply of toilet paper, but Coke's a pretty nice consolation prize
I’ve never even thought about that but wow what a great idea.
 

OG Goat Holder

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First time I fed the family at Costco I was like "hell no you can't get drinks, get water" until I noticed they were $0.69. Can get the whole thing done for $20, even with dessert.

I'm a Coke man myself so this is good news.
 

Leeshouldveflanked

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Diet Pepsi is better than Diet Coke.
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Jeffreauxdawg

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You can turn a Coke into a Pepsi, but not vice versa. Here's the trick:

Take a 16 oz serving of Coca-Cola Classic and add one teaspoon of dirt and gently stir... Voila it's now a Pepsi. Unfortunately I have not found an effective way to remove the dirt content from the Pepsi to make it a Coke.
 

BulldogBlitz

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I was definitely hoping they'd revert to a b2b model. I'm a whole lot of tired having to dodge the grandmas who think they really need the gallon mayonnaise and the 14 pound bag of chips.
 
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