Hypothetical MSU Coaching Candidates

ArcherSPS

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Out of this group who would you hire and why?
1.Dan Camp
2.Mama Jean
3.Gerald
4.Candy Man
5.Preacherman
6.OzarkaNWS
7.George Sherman
8.Ben Carver
9.Parking Ogre
10.Peso Little
 
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uptowndawg

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I vote for preacherman to counter Freeze's recruiting tactics

And I'm assuming your talking about the same preacherman that use to frequent the Kroger and walk the aisles proclaiming: "Bulldogs number 1, amen"

Pickle, George Sherman, and the parking ogre should also get some consideration.
 

SignalToNoise

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Good list. Probably swap Angry Preacher Man and Ozarka and maybe fit Whit Waide in there somewhere but otherwise great work.
 

Wizard.sixpack

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Any girls high school basketball coaches available? They seem to work as football coaches in Mississippi.
 

aspendawg

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Easy choice...

George Sherman... and you thought Oregon had cool uniforms wait til ole George gets us suited up.
 

clintstone

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Candyman is the first one to cross off the list. Bracky would self impose a game suspicion per peppermint thrown. We wouldn't have a team to take the field.
 
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Van Chancellor ..A MSU grad ..successful girls basketball coach...We would be only school in America with two Van's coaching. Get 'em each a Chevy van and we would all be Van -Tastic..
 

esplanade91

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Word on the street is he knows where people can get some nose candy. We'll never have to worry about our players being pumped up before a game again.
 

Uncle Ruckus

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I'll take the late horse toothed, walking up and down hwy 12 doing wrestling moves, bat **** crazy Cecil.
 

AFDawg

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Another vote for Shmuley (which autocorrects to "ash mullet," by the way). The we fire Ray and hire Bruce Pearl for the Jewish coaches trifecta.
 

RocketDawg

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Why not just move our current girls' basketball coach over to football? Can't think of his name ... the guy from A&M. The girls could get somebody else.