1.) Cam Newton
2.) Malzahn's insane wife
3.) their "hostess" program
4.) their comeback voodoo
5.) their inability to pick a damn mascot
6.) .... You guys can add from here
I've tried to pull for Auburn for years. My brother-in-law is a huge Auburn fan and he's got his whole family brainwashed. But every coach they've had since Pat Dye has been a total douchebag. I managed to at least be neutral until the Cam Newton situation. Since then, I only pull for them once a year.
1.) Cam Newton
2.) Malzahn's insane wife
3.) their "hostess" program
4.) their comeback voodoo
5.) their inability to pick a damn mascot
6.) .... You guys can add from here