I can't remember which SixPacker is the official Festivus spokesman

[Seinfeld]

but isn't the time getting close? I've got a lengthy list of grievances this year

 

[sleepy dawg]

Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I
reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained
blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.

 

[The Peeper]

 

[MemphisMaroonClubDog]

nm

 

[State Fan]

Just let me know when its time for the Feats of Strength portion of Festivus.

 

[davatron]

nm

 

[bbqbully]

Festivus isn't over until you pin your father.

 

[Optimus Prime 4]

twentythousandpostsku

 

[scdog.sixpack]

No begal, no begal, no begal.</p>

 

[hotdigitydog]

strength as well...........