<h1 class="storyhdl">Arkansas fans sink to another low over a
stupid hat</h1>
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By Gregg Doyel
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CBSSports.com National Columnist
<span class="storydate">Aug. 18, 2010</span>
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Arkansas
fans, I could let this one go. Lots of us in the media did let
this go. We're busy enough with real football stuff to write, what
with college teams getting ready for the season, NFL teams getting
ready, Brett Favre getting ready. Lots to do, the media is saying. No
time for those idiots in Arkansas. </p>
But for
this, I'll make time. </p>
For you idiots? I have all the
time in the world. </p>
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Arkansas fans' fanatacism reaches new depths with their latest stunt.
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(Getty Images)</font></font></td><td width="15"></td></tr></tbody></table> Because you people are wrong, and you're not
just wrong. You're scary. You people just got mad enough at a
young woman, a local radio reporter named Renee Gork, to have her fired.
Her crime? She wore a Florida Gators hat to a Bobby Petrino news
conference. Petrino coaches Arkansas. One of his biggest rivals is
Florida. The hat was a poor choice, I won't deny that. It was
stupid, really.
But fired? You backward folks got her fired?
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People don't act this way. </p>
Let
me tell you a story. It's about my best friends in the world, a
couple I've known for years. They have a child, a 10-year-old, who's a
wonderful kid except for the few moments when he acts out. And when
he acts out, it's bad. He loses control. He's almost unstoppable
when he's angry, but my friends stumbled onto a saying that stops
this kid in his tracks. When he starts to rev it up and lose
control, my friends tell him five words: </p>
"People don't act this way." </p>
And the kid stops. He's
just 10, but he understands expectations. He understands peer
pressure. He's a smart kid, and that sentence stops him in his
tracks. It shames him into stopping. </p>
And so now I'm
saying it to you, Arkansas fans, believing with all my heart that
you're as emotionally mature as a 10-year-old: </p>
People don't act this way. </p>
Look, this wasn't all
of you. If you're one of the hundreds of thousands of Arkansas
fans who didn't look up the reporter online, who didn't discover
that she not only wore a Florida hat but that she attended the
University of Florida, who didn't use that information to flood
her radio station with e-mails and phone calls demanding that she
be fired, then this column isn't directed at you. Because you already
understand: </p>
People don't act this way. </p>
But a lot of you did. And in Dan Storrs, the general manager
for KAKS, you found a patsy. You found a suit so empty that, when
told to fire a young woman -- when told to wreck her career, take
away her paycheck, ruin her reputation in an entire state -- he
gave in and did it. </p> <table class="data mRight10 fLeft" width="300"><tbody><tr class="title"><td>Arkansas Razorbacks</td></tr>
<tr class="subtitle"><td>Related links</td></tr><tr class="row1" valign="top"><td><ul class="multiLine flush mTop5">[*]Arkansas
broadcaster fired for wearing UF hat[*]Dodd's SEC preview: Hogs No. 3
in West[/list]
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Yo, Dan Storrs. Good employers don't act that
way. </p>
Dan Storrs is a terrible boss and a weak man,
but he's not the real problem here. He's a symptom, yes. He's a
hacking cough. He's a Kleenex full of snot. But he's not the
actual virus. </p>
You people, you Arkansas fans who
wanted Renee Gork fired? You're the virus. And you're contagious.
And that's why you must be stopped. </p>
And we've had
this conversation before, you remember? I do. It
was 2007, and Houston Nutt was still your football coach, and
some of you people hated him enough to seek his public records
through the Freedom of Information Act. You looked up his phone
calls and e-mails and whatever financial information you could get your
hands on. You found out stuff, and you posted it online. One of
you infiltrated his practice, pretended to be a reporter and asked
an awful question. </p>
People don't act this way,
but you people did it. You crept right up to the line of
acceptable fan behavior, hopped into your monster truck and drove
over that line and into the realm of fanaticism. And then you spun
out doughnuts in the Arkansas end zone. And I ripped you for it,
because people like you must be stopped. The virus must be
eradicated, or it will spread. </p>
And in
hindsight, I failed. Because you people spread like chicken pox.
In 2007 it was a handful of you. This week, it was hundreds of you.
Maybe thousands of you. The radio station hasn't said exactly how many
e-mails and phone calls it received, demanding that Renee Gork be
fired, but it must have been a deluge. I've seen your message
boards, and you people were everywhere this week, ranting about
Gork and spreading KAKS' e-mail address and phone number, and then
celebrating your victory when this young woman was fired. </p>
Because she wore one SEC hat to another SEC school's press
conference. </p>
You people had her fired for that.
</p>
People don't act this way. Not any people worth a
damn, anyway. </p></div>
stupid hat</h1>
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By Gregg Doyel
<span class="fright">Tell Gregg your
opinion!</span>
CBSSports.com National Columnist
<span class="storydate">Aug. 18, 2010</span>
<div class="story-body hasByline" style="margin-top: 0pt;">
Arkansas
fans, I could let this one go. Lots of us in the media did let
this go. We're busy enough with real football stuff to write, what
with college teams getting ready for the season, NFL teams getting
ready, Brett Favre getting ready. Lots to do, the media is saying. No
time for those idiots in Arkansas. </p>
But for
this, I'll make time. </p>
For you idiots? I have all the
time in the world. </p>
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Arkansas fans' fanatacism reaches new depths with their latest stunt.
<font size="1">
(Getty Images)</font></font></td><td width="15"></td></tr></tbody></table> Because you people are wrong, and you're not
just wrong. You're scary. You people just got mad enough at a
young woman, a local radio reporter named Renee Gork, to have her fired.
Her crime? She wore a Florida Gators hat to a Bobby Petrino news
conference. Petrino coaches Arkansas. One of his biggest rivals is
Florida. The hat was a poor choice, I won't deny that. It was
stupid, really.
But fired? You backward folks got her fired?
</p>
People don't act this way. </p>
Let
me tell you a story. It's about my best friends in the world, a
couple I've known for years. They have a child, a 10-year-old, who's a
wonderful kid except for the few moments when he acts out. And when
he acts out, it's bad. He loses control. He's almost unstoppable
when he's angry, but my friends stumbled onto a saying that stops
this kid in his tracks. When he starts to rev it up and lose
control, my friends tell him five words: </p>
"People don't act this way." </p>
And the kid stops. He's
just 10, but he understands expectations. He understands peer
pressure. He's a smart kid, and that sentence stops him in his
tracks. It shames him into stopping. </p>
And so now I'm
saying it to you, Arkansas fans, believing with all my heart that
you're as emotionally mature as a 10-year-old: </p>
People don't act this way. </p>
Look, this wasn't all
of you. If you're one of the hundreds of thousands of Arkansas
fans who didn't look up the reporter online, who didn't discover
that she not only wore a Florida hat but that she attended the
University of Florida, who didn't use that information to flood
her radio station with e-mails and phone calls demanding that she
be fired, then this column isn't directed at you. Because you already
understand: </p>
People don't act this way. </p>
But a lot of you did. And in Dan Storrs, the general manager
for KAKS, you found a patsy. You found a suit so empty that, when
told to fire a young woman -- when told to wreck her career, take
away her paycheck, ruin her reputation in an entire state -- he
gave in and did it. </p> <table class="data mRight10 fLeft" width="300"><tbody><tr class="title"><td>Arkansas Razorbacks</td></tr>
<tr class="subtitle"><td>Related links</td></tr><tr class="row1" valign="top"><td><ul class="multiLine flush mTop5">[*]Arkansas
broadcaster fired for wearing UF hat[*]Dodd's SEC preview: Hogs No. 3
in West[/list]
</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
Yo, Dan Storrs. Good employers don't act that
way. </p>
Dan Storrs is a terrible boss and a weak man,
but he's not the real problem here. He's a symptom, yes. He's a
hacking cough. He's a Kleenex full of snot. But he's not the
actual virus. </p>
You people, you Arkansas fans who
wanted Renee Gork fired? You're the virus. And you're contagious.
And that's why you must be stopped. </p>
And we've had
this conversation before, you remember? I do. It
was 2007, and Houston Nutt was still your football coach, and
some of you people hated him enough to seek his public records
through the Freedom of Information Act. You looked up his phone
calls and e-mails and whatever financial information you could get your
hands on. You found out stuff, and you posted it online. One of
you infiltrated his practice, pretended to be a reporter and asked
an awful question. </p>
People don't act this way,
but you people did it. You crept right up to the line of
acceptable fan behavior, hopped into your monster truck and drove
over that line and into the realm of fanaticism. And then you spun
out doughnuts in the Arkansas end zone. And I ripped you for it,
because people like you must be stopped. The virus must be
eradicated, or it will spread. </p>
And in
hindsight, I failed. Because you people spread like chicken pox.
In 2007 it was a handful of you. This week, it was hundreds of you.
Maybe thousands of you. The radio station hasn't said exactly how many
e-mails and phone calls it received, demanding that Renee Gork be
fired, but it must have been a deluge. I've seen your message
boards, and you people were everywhere this week, ranting about
Gork and spreading KAKS' e-mail address and phone number, and then
celebrating your victory when this young woman was fired. </p>
Because she wore one SEC hat to another SEC school's press
conference. </p>
You people had her fired for that.
</p>
People don't act this way. Not any people worth a
damn, anyway. </p></div>