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jakins23

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Now as an avid bulldog fan, I could probably type out the rest of my day with reasons. However, here are a few of my favorite reasons, and please feel free to contribute as needed. These are listed in no particular order

1) The Douchebags that wear the Red pants to football games. I swear to everyone that reads this thread, I will openly mock or make fun of every frat rat I see that has these own. This disgusts me!

2) All the people that still wear the Eli Manning Jersey's to the football games. People, he is no longer at your university. Yeah he was good, but he has less SEC West Championships than Wayne "F'n" Madkin! Also, the people that wear the NY Giants Version of this Jersey, are also qualifiers!

3) Mike Bianco. Just a huge cocky piece of @#$@#! This guy is the Buffalo Bills of Super-Regionals!

4) Keith Carter. One of my all-time least favorite Rebels. You don't know how bad I wanted to go punch him in his face while I was in school. His gay knee socks, made him look even worse. I still hate him to this day!

5) The Radio Announcer. This guy is hands down the worst Color Commentary guy I have ever heard!
 
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jakins23

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Now as an avid bulldog fan, I could probably type out the rest of my day with reasons. However, here are a few of my favorite reasons, and please feel free to contribute as needed. These are listed in no particular order

1) The Douchebags that wear the Red pants to football games. I swear to everyone that reads this thread, I will openly mock or make fun of every frat rat I see that has these own. This disgusts me!

2) All the people that still wear the Eli Manning Jersey's to the football games. People, he is no longer at your university. Yeah he was good, but he has less SEC West Championships than Wayne "F'n" Madkin! Also, the people that wear the NY Giants Version of this Jersey, are also qualifiers!

3) Mike Bianco. Just a huge cocky piece of @#$@#! This guy is the Buffalo Bills of Super-Regionals!

4) Keith Carter. One of my all-time least favorite Rebels. You don't know how bad I wanted to go punch him in his face while I was in school. His gay knee socks, made him look even worse. I still hate him to this day!

5) The Radio Announcer. This guy is hands down the worst Color Commentary guy I have ever heard!
 
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jakins23

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Now as an avid bulldog fan, I could probably type out the rest of my day with reasons. However, here are a few of my favorite reasons, and please feel free to contribute as needed. These are listed in no particular order

1) The Douchebags that wear the Red pants to football games. I swear to everyone that reads this thread, I will openly mock or make fun of every frat rat I see that has these own. This disgusts me!

2) All the people that still wear the Eli Manning Jersey's to the football games. People, he is no longer at your university. Yeah he was good, but he has less SEC West Championships than Wayne "F'n" Madkin! Also, the people that wear the NY Giants Version of this Jersey, are also qualifiers!

3) Mike Bianco. Just a huge cocky piece of @#$@#! This guy is the Buffalo Bills of Super-Regionals!

4) Keith Carter. One of my all-time least favorite Rebels. You don't know how bad I wanted to go punch him in his face while I was in school. His gay knee socks, made him look even worse. I still hate him to this day!

5) The Radio Announcer. This guy is hands down the worst Color Commentary guy I have ever heard!
 
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DovaVol

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What grips!

Last I checked Ole Miss was your rival and this guy is starting a "bash them" thread on the week of the game. Instead you choose to bash him. That makes sense...
 
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jakins23

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6) The Tad Pad. I know that The Hump is not the greatest college basketball venue....However, The Tad Pad leaks and I just feel gloom and doom going into that place. I also, hate that you have to step down stairs to go take a piss! Hot Dogs aren't as good as they are in Starkville either.

7) <font color="#800000">Seshomoru</font>. Any poster that would make fun of this thread, either is a closet rebel, or probably has a few pair of those red pants. So thus, he belongs on this list. Seshomoru, if I see you at the game on Friday, I will be sure to ring my cowbell in your ear.

8) Team Name. I hate that some people call them the University of Mississippi, Some call them Mississippi, others Ole Miss...Please choose one and go with it. Hell, ESPN calls them Mississippi State sometime.

9) How they hang SEC West Champion Banners in their stadium, when the fact is, they are the only team in the SEC West that has not been to Atlanta. Please do not hang a banner, if you do not go play in the Title Game.

10) Jason Harrison. I just don't like Midgits.
 
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Not because of what you're thinking, but because I whole-heartedly agree with every single one of those statements.

My grievances with Mr. Kellum, red britches, jersey wearers and Mike Bianco are well documented.

Let the healing begin.
 
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I'm telling you, you're not a fan unless your britches match your jerseys.

/maybe not maroon then, how about crimson for y'all?
 
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"1) The Douchebags that wear the Red pants to football games. I swear to everyone that reads this thread, I will openly mock or make fun of every frat rat I see that has these own. This disgusts me! "

Not to take up for the Ole Miss fans that do this, but I saw a college age Arkansas fan Saturday with red pants on. Ole Miss doesn't have a monopoly on this type of behavior.
 
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I mean really, does anyone not believe that this guy got at least one and maybe two girlfriends stolen by a basketball player at Ole Miss? There is no reason to hold such contempt unless you have been hurt by something and my guesss has got to be a girlfriend or maybe even fiancee. Just sad, plain and simple.
 
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I'm making fun of you, not the thread. Well, really just your sense of humor that you managed to piece together from the back of Lodge t-shirts and e-mail forwards.
 
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jakins23

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11) Whoever the SOB was from Ole Miss that cut my tires last year during basketball season. Yes, we may have been raising some serious hell as we entered campus, but you taking it out on my new michelin's was uncalled for. I swear, a fist to the mouth was happening to the first hotty toddy I heard while changing the tires.

12) Parking. Just not a good design. Most times I visit campus, I end up parking in Pontotoc County. Just thought there could be a better setup than what is available.

13) Baseball Outfield Area. Please quit trying to duplicate the Left Field Lounge. Just not happening.

14) Hotty Toddy Potties. I feel like a homosexual, just for typing this out.

15) First Down......OLEEEEE MISSSSSSSSS!!! Just gets old, especially after your drilling us, and I have to hear it over and over, and over again. FIRST DOWN.....OLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MISSSSSSSS!
 
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Rebels and Bulldogs alike will all be left with pink britches and they'll combine the two schools into one to avoid confusion. Stick with khaki, folks.
 
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jakins23

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Or for Pete's sake, it is ok to wear jeans to a game! Just not jean shorts (ala Swindoll)
 
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jakins23

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I go to alot of MSU/Reb Matchups! These are just a few of the many reasons that they disturb me. Like I said in original post, I could go on for days, but was hoping to get other's opinions.
 
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jakins23

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Reason #17 I feel as though I need to be drunk every time I am in town to tolerate the Hotty Toddy's, the Grove this, the Grove that, Eli this, Eli that! Just pass me my "Rule 17" Crown Royal
 
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I hate to defend the guy in any way, but to play devil's advocate, there are some State fans that live in and work in Oxford. If I lived there, I would probably go on campus from time to time to.

In fact, Baptist Hospital in Oxford wanted me to work there really bad, and I would rather live in Oxford than be homeless.

And vice versa for Ole Miss fans that live in Starkville.
 
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