I have never been this apathetic about an Egg Bowl:

[Woof Man Jack]

I was planning to do a bunch of **** this afternoon...when it hits me...the damn Egg Bowl is on, and I really don't give a ****. Will probably watch a few minutes, then run my errands...catch a final score sometime tonight.

No big deal.

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

I'm only mildly annoyed that the game is not streamed on the internet. I can witness the collapse through yahoo sports just as easily.