I imagine Greg Byrne's seat......

leeinator

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is getting a little warm too. This is not what he expected either. If wokeness is starting to seep into the BAMA football locker room, he better plug it. Go woke and you'll go broke.
 
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Howiefeltersnstch

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Pretty sure he is referring to the fact Bama football is softer than toilet paper and the fans are murmuring about wanting a new coach.
 

Walkthedawg

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is getting a little warm too. This is not what he expected either. If wokeness is starting to seep into the BAMA football locker room, he better plug it. Go woke and you'll go broke.
If the fire the ninja… how can we nudge Selmon out to get him back? Talk about not knowing what you got.

That dude single handed resurrected our football program after a solid decade of disaster. And then left it in fantastic shape. We may need that again.
 
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8dog

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How many ADs ever get fired that didn’t work at Auburn? It’s the greatest gig.
 

horshack.sixpack

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is getting a little warm too. This is not what he expected either. If wokeness is starting to seep into the BAMA football locker room, he better plug it. Go woke and you'll go broke.
Of all the possible dubmass takes, woke? I guess every coach they’ve had except Bear, Stallings and Saban were woke? Who knew? I’m of to craft a locker room woke meter and get rich baby!

Do you just have to politicize everything in your life? It has to be miserable finding all of your explanations in life from politicized BS, if that’s the case…
 

aTotal360

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is getting a little warm too. This is not what he expected either. If wokeness is starting to seep into the BAMA football locker room, he better plug it. Go woke and you'll go broke.
It's not woke. It's entitlement. Saban did a masterful job of getting 5 star pre-madonnas and keeping them grounded. His bootcamp-style coaching kept the majority of those guys in check. Kirby struggles with it. Look at all the crap he has to put up with. And things are even worse with NIL. Saban got out at the right time.
 

horshack.sixpack

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Sitting around all day being furious about whatever it is you think "woke" is sounds like a miserable way to go through life. I feel sorry for folks.
There has to be an outrage dictionary. It comes with free with your Newsmax subscription. The good thing is you never have to think about what causes all the problems in the world because you get all the answers on the quick reference card that comes with it. Current top 4 bogeymen: socialism, DEI, immigrant, woke

If your current problem isn’t caused by one of them, you might be getting dangerously close to personal responsibility or reality…tread carefully here…
 
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The Cooterpoot

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The only thing wrong at Alabama is Saban is gone and they don't spend like people thought they would. DeBoer was a horrible fit there but was the hottest name out there because he was winning in a terrible conference.
 
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boatsandhoes

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I mean painted fingernails, and an anxiety doll is sure a new way to play football. I wonder how many dolls the dudes carries around with him.
 

paindonthurt

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There has to be an outrage dictionary. It comes with free with your Newsmax subscription. The good thing is you never have to think about what causes all the problems in the world because you get all the answers on the quick reference card that comes with it. Current top 4 bogeymen: socialism, DEI, immigrant, woke

If your current problem isn’t caused by one of them, you might be getting dangerously close to personal responsibility or reality…tread carefully here…
Is your top 4
DJT
MAGA
Orange Man
Thank you for your attention to this matter?

I mean I get your point but you are guilty of the same things in regards to trump.
 

paindonthurt

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The only thing wrong at Alabama is Saban is gone and they don't spend like people thought they would. DeBoer was a horrible fit there but was the hottest name out there because he was winning in a terrible conference.
Bama isn’t spending money? How the hell are they recruiting like they are?
 

Howiefeltersnstch

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Pretty sure DEI and "woke" are the opposite of personal responsibility and reality. But it's interesting our trio of lefties got their feelings hurt by the use of woke for a losing team. Good job
 

retire the banner

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if you say the word “woke” it’s only a matter of minutes before horshack and dorndog show up to tell you what woke actually means and give a lecture on being triggered, when in reality they are actually who is triggered
 
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