The Old Waverly and Marino references are jokes. Inside jokes. You are essentially the guy who sees a Dirty Sanchez special advertised behind the bar and orders two of them. Then people laugh at you because they know they're no such thing as a Dirty Sanchez, but rather the "DS" references a sex move where you smear human feces on your wife's upper lip. You've taken it a step further by screaming at the bartender, "look, I don't know why these ********, are laughing, but I ordered two of those drinks, and by God, I want them ASAP buddy." Hence the additional banter.
Ha Ha....the joke's on you. Or I guess it's on your wife in the analogous hypothetical I propose.
Let's just let the real estate/screw you Dan Marino talk go, ok?