John Bond is not the God-fearing saint you all make him out to be. It did not happen the way he says it did. What had happened was, me, John, Meyer and Mullen were all sharing a hooker one night. and we were talking about how Coach34 was full of **** when he said State would score 30 points a game. Meyer looks up from his line of coke and says, "I've got an idea. What if we offer Cam 200k to sign his LOI with State?" There was a lot of high-fiving and chest bumping over our insidious plan to land Cam. Believe me the sheer hilariousness of the irony of actually renting the mule was not lost on us.
I went to Daddy Cecil with the proposition and that is when **** went all sideways on us. Cecil was pissed. He began to scream obscenities about how we "be the devil that be messin" and how how he would never be able to look at his son if he were to do that. That's the last we heard from them. After that he decided to go to Auburn because "they never offered anything for his services" and would have still gone to Auburn "even if State offered us a million dollars" because they have the better offensive line. Bond only came out with this lie he is telling because he was secretly an Alabama commit back in the 80's and has, at the behest of Bama, Meyer, The NYT, ESPN, MSNBC, FOX, and the Weather Channel to make sure Auburn never gets anything. Those of you who believe anything different are all just secret Bear Bryant lovers.
I went to Daddy Cecil with the proposition and that is when **** went all sideways on us. Cecil was pissed. He began to scream obscenities about how we "be the devil that be messin" and how how he would never be able to look at his son if he were to do that. That's the last we heard from them. After that he decided to go to Auburn because "they never offered anything for his services" and would have still gone to Auburn "even if State offered us a million dollars" because they have the better offensive line. Bond only came out with this lie he is telling because he was secretly an Alabama commit back in the 80's and has, at the behest of Bama, Meyer, The NYT, ESPN, MSNBC, FOX, and the Weather Channel to make sure Auburn never gets anything. Those of you who believe anything different are all just secret Bear Bryant lovers.