I would like to volunteer

[MeridianDog]

To represent the SEC as their "how many ringing cowbells is too many" representative at all future Bulldog games.

- I would do it for free - can't beat that price.

- I'd do a good job so help me Bully.

- I have years of loud music hearing loss to back up that statement.

- "What'ed he say?"

- I would promise not to penalize any opposing team's kazoo squad, unless it got loud and obnoxious.

(KV's take on the subject http<span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: yellow" wordlookup="http">http://blogs.clarionledger.com/msu/...ssue-more-complex-than-it-appears-on-surface/</span>://blogs.clarionledger.com/msu/2010/08/19/once-again-cowbell-issue-more-complex-than-it-appears-on-surface/)

Ever in service to the SEC,
MeridianDog