If Croom were the President of the United States, he would _______________________________.
so he could sleep there.
Have Vladdy Puttin ovah fo sum greens and wings.
Move the Oval Office to the Rotunda
Set up a food bar in the old Oval Office
Get Doc to oversee the White House Rose Garden
Write a book, <span style="font-style: italic;">The Audacity of Execution</span>
Invite Forrest Gump to the White House.
Take down the portrait of Jefferson, and replace it w/Bear's visage.