Rick, pick whichever option you really want to, but if you choose Option 2, here's some things you need to change about yourself:
1. Become a disciplinarian. NOW. Let the assistants be their buddies, but you need to be the hardass from this day forward.
2. You get too comfortable with a lead too early. I'm from the Steve Spurrier school of offense, which means I think a 35-point lead is an okay time to take off the gas. And NEVER take off the gas until there's less than four minutes left. It's their job to stop us, not ours.
3. Pick an offense, any offense. Act like you know what you're doing.
4. Free throw practice every day, for everybody.
5. Call Matt Balis. Actually, call him right now, while I'm sitting here. No, go ahead, I'll wait.......(humming softly to myself....."hail..to the victors valiant".....DAMN IT MICHIGAN THAT **** IS CATCHY!!).....okay, see? He's happy to help you. I bet he'll make Kodi cry too, and I know you'll like that.
6. I don't know what the problem is, or what causes it, or how to stop it, but your teams have a tendency to come out strong, beat the **** out of someone for several minutes....North Carolina for instance....and then all of a sudden we can't do anything. Maybe it's that you like to substitute everybody at about the eight-minute mark, I don't know....regardless, figure out why that is, and figure out a way to make it stop. Then refer back to #2, and re-commence whipping that ***.
Now, that all said....if you want to take Option 1, hang out all day with Meo, Nahum, Habbakuk, and Obadiah, be my guest. It's your life. But if you want to redeem yourself and make winning the West means something again, think about the six things I mentioned. They're not that difficult, they're pretty simple, and if I can pick up on them, with me knowing **** about basketball, you should be able to make the adjustment by about 11:00 AM tomorrow morning.
Now get cracking.
Oh yeah, let me add one more thing...
7. It's FreshMEN, not FreshMENS......and you sound like a damn moron when you say it like that. If I were Old Biff from Back To The Future 2, I'd be rapping you over the head with my knuckle-headed cane for that crap. STOP IT.
Alright, gotta run now....hi to Meo.