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If we get even the smallest of sanctions from this, here's what I'm doing

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Sutterkane

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I'm immediately donating the smallest amount of money to join a booster organization for Ole Miss, Alabama, Tennessee, Auburn, or any other school I feel is probably cheating and/or have been complete dickbags to Mississippi State over the last decade. (wait for it; this makes me a booster)

Then, I'm going to find a highly touted recruit they have sent an offer to and give them 200 dollars and ask them to commit. I'll be sure to have someone taking video of the entire event.

I'll then submit my video to the NCAA, get on every talk show in the south, get interviewed by every blogger, and make the front page of ESPN (all for a fee of course), and speak of how I was only trying to help the childrens and I'm actually innocent of these atrocious allegations.
 
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LTblows

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I've actually thought of this. Seriously, what's to stop anyone from doing this? Would the NCAA view it differently?
 
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IPMdawg

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I could see the conference or maybe the NCAA banning you from college football

It would be nearly impossible to enforce, but they would probably try.
 
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AssEndDawg

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They can't. Public Universities and all that jazz. All they can do is stop you from joining their football club and prevent you from buying season tickets. Can't stop you from getting tickets and coming to the games though.
 
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Wizard.sixpack

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the fact that you told us of your plan pretty much kills any chance of it working.....#screengrabscanfuup
 
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Sutterkane

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Yes I will. I was not being sarcastic in any way and my post wasn't a satire. Everything you read on the internet is the truth. Great 6th post.
 
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patdog

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They absolutely could give your picture to every gate attendent and tell them not to let you in. Not saying you couldn't get in, but they could make it a little hard for you to.
 
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thekimmer

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Wouldn't work. Doesn't need to work. Think about it......

patdog said:
They absolutely could give your picture to every gate attendent and tell them not to let you in. Not saying you couldn't get in, but they could make it a little hard for you to.
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Gate agent has thousands of people streaming past in a short period of time and they are focused not on handling tickets and checking bags to make that process as quick as possible. Oh, and now we want you to look for this one guy and keep him out. Besides, what possible harm is he gonna do if he gets in? Is he going to fold benjamins into paper airplanes and float em down to the bench?

Football game is open to the public. You buy a ticket you get in.
 
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Victory Red

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Sutterkane said:
I'm immediately donating the smallest amount of money to join a booster organization for Ole Miss, Alabama, Tennessee, Auburn, or any other school I feel is probably cheating and/or have been complete dickbags to Mississippi State over the last decade. (wait for it; this makes me a booster)

Then, I'm going to find a highly touted recruit they have sent an offer to and give them 200 dollars and ask them to commit. I'll be sure to have someone taking video of the entire event.

I'll then submit my video to the NCAA, get on every talk show in the south, get interviewed by every blogger, and make the front page of ESPN (all for a fee of course), and speak of how I was only trying to help the childrens and I'm actually innocent of these atrocious allegations.
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How do you plan on getting a coach to have knowledge of and condone it?
 
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tb2

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So in all your genius scheming, did you consider that if it is so easy other teams would do it to you also?

Great post count smack, btw. I am devestated.
 
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DerHntr

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seriously fella, he was being sarcastic. how have you not gotten this yet? he even stated it in the second post for you. and then he was sarcastically harassing you for being a dubmass by making post count smack.
 
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thekimmer

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Seems to me it would be pretty easy to sniff out.....

LTblows said:
I've actually thought of this. Seriously, what's to stop anyone from doing this? Would the NCAA view it differently?
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It would become quickly apparent if it were someone with a degree or ties to a rival university. Never bought season tickets or had any prior connection to the university. Could probably pretty easily establish a connection between the 'booster' and their true allied program.

Lets put it this way. If it were remotely possible to pull a ruse like this off it would have been done YEARS ago by one of the usual suspects. Wait a minute....how do we know it isn't happening to US RIGHT NOW!(wink, wink)
 
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