I'll take dumbasses for $500 Alex...

[Original48]

He took less money in order for the Heat to sign Lebron James to fulfill a dream of playing alongside him...only to be pulled over and found with 20 grams of marijuana on his person.


"Miami Heat forward Udonis Haslem was charged Sunday with marijuana possession, speeding -- and, for good measure, having illegal window tinting, the Florida Highway Patrol said."



Read more: http://www.miamiherald.co...harge.html#ixzz0wjsFOTOB

 

[57stratdawg]

It isn't a felony till 30 grams right, at least in MS. Which is dumb because an OZ is 28grams, unless you have a really spectacular connection..

Having said that, why anyone would smoke in a car is beyond me. Just leave it at home.

 

[bsp34]

looks like he managed to get whoever was in the car with him to take the fall

Two tweets from a Heat beat writer:


Haslem's lawyer: "All the marijuana in the car, according to the police report, belonged to the passenger. The passenger admitted it."

Udonis' lawyer: "Haslem has done nothing wrong. He did not know it was there. He's being targeted because he's a high-profile NBA player."

 

[lawdawg02]

Now, he didn't know anything about it. I wonder where it (and the paraphernalia) was actually found...

 

[TUSK.sixpack]

or "macular degeneration"...