I'm claiming partial credit for breaking this story 9 months ago.

[Arloguthrie]

It should be pretty obvious to you all that I have impeccable sources, unlike that fraud Coach66. I relayed the following scene, but no one wanted to listen:

ER doctor: What seems to be the problem, son?

KA: Denzel Nkemdiche punched me in the face.

ER doctor: Well let’s have a look, shall we? (Runs x-ray.) My God. Your face . . . it’s . . . it’s . . broken.

KA: What do you mean? Which bone - nose, jaw, what?

ER doctor: All of it. Your entire face is broken.

(UPD officer arrives.)

UPD officer: What seems to be the problem here?

ER doctor: Denzel Nkemdiche broke this man’s face.

UPD officer: Which bone?

ER doctor: The whole damned thing.

UPD officer: Dear God. Were there any witnesses?

KA: Marshall Henderson, but he’s in serious rehab for cocaine.

UPD officer: Well you can’t have a crime without any witnesses. Case closed.

http://forums.sixpackspeak.com/show...quot-in-Oxford-Brunetti-and-Brassell-arrested

 

[dawgstudent]

That sounds more truthful than your **** story.

 

[Arloguthrie]

There were witnesses!

 

[BeardoMSU]

I remember. I thought it was funny the first time I read it, and it hasn't lost its charm.

 

[coach66]

Got to give credit where its due, you are the man.

scoopedusku

 

[KurtRambis4]

So what

you're saying is c34 and the other ED gang didn't arrange this?

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

Yes, you win the Jimmy Olsen of 6PK Award

Better than a participation trophy....


Keep up the good work, go find some more dirt.