In SixpackSpeak tennis I have this to say.

[patdog]

From what I can see, dawgstudent and Meoff have no weapons. They cannot win without mistakes by their opponents. Which fishwater supplied them with over and over again this afternoon. And for the record, dawgstudent did not hit me in the nuts with the ball, although he did miss my mere inches on a ball that clipped the tape. Meoff, however, nearly took my damn head off on an overhead, for which I cussed him out completely.

For what it's worth, I last saw dawgstudent today in the womens clothing section of the pro shop sniffing at the undergarments of the womens clothing. I told him that the women don't actually wear those clothes before they hang them up, but he told me that he thought sometimes after women have played a tough match in the 95-degree heat they try on clothes and then decide not to buy them so they hang them back up. That seemed a little weird to me so I left. I may have a few of the minor unimportant details wrong, but I'm absolutely positive I last saw dawgstudent in the womens clothing section of the pro shop talking about how he'd like to stay in there a little longer.

Seriously guys. Good match and a lot of fun. Looking forward to next time.</p>

 

[HamilReb]

Just kidding. Y'all play a lot?

I haven't played in a while but have been wanting to. Its so hot right now, are yall still playing at the park at ridgewood and old canton?

If yall ever want some new blood talk to me.

 

[Mr Meoff]

My groundstrokes. The wildly erratic, highly inconsistent shots do indeed give opponents trouble. You, like me, have no idea where it's going to end up. It can blaze by your ear at 100 mph (which it did) or sail into the third court to our left (which it also did.)

Let's do it again.

 

[Mr Meoff]

Yeah, we are planning to play more, although we all agreed not to do it in the afternoon with 100+ degree temps.

We'll let you know when.

 

[HammerOfTheDogs]

Is that a State vs. Ole Miss Club wrestling match?

 

[olemissbydamn]

<span class="post-title">Do I hear a SixPack vs. NAFOOM challenge???</span>

I'm game...but if it's to be played anytime soon, I vote indoors at Tunica. Screw this heat.

 

[lawdawg02]

as long as you include players rated -2.0...</p>

 

[Optimus Prime 4]

though it's very close

 

[Irondawg]

We need a informal six pack "winning gets free dinner and beer at Cherokee" tournaments one random weekend. Surely we have enough guys on here for 4 teams or something.

 

[fishwater99]

Patdog failed to mention his game and that the court was full of unforced errors on both sides of the net...
There were a few aces served and several players got hit by their opponents. What did you expect?

It was fun, but I know we all could have played better, I think the afternoon heat had something to do with it.

 

[patdog]

I hope you know that I was just joking about you and the errors. It's kind of a running joke that whenever dawgstudent beats me in tennis I make up some wild-*** excuse as to why it wasn't my fault and he's really not the better player. When it's a doubles match, the cheap and easy thing to do is to throw my partner under the bus. I did that with Meoff last year and about a day and a half later he replied "Hey, that's ME you're talking about you *******!" For the record, we did all make mistakes and you certainly weren't to blame for our loss. It's all in good fun, and we'll definitely do it again next month. We need to get Irondawg and lawdawg02 involved as well. I'm kind of liking the idea of a SixPack-Nafoom challenge if we can find enough Nafoomers to participate.

 

[DawgatAuburn]

Tennis is a country club sport, so they have an advantage. Also, they may slip in some Swedish ringer on you.

 

[dawgstudent]

It's kind of a running joke that whenever dawgstudent beats me in tenni

It's kind of a running joke that every time we play, dawgstudent beats me in tennis and I make....

Fixed.

 

[patdog]

It's kind of a running joke that every time we play, dawgstudent beats me in tennis and I make....

Fixed.

Yeah, that's pretty much been the case. Oh, the hell you will catch when I finally do win one though.

 

[fishwater99]

Then you can blame each other when we beat you.... It will be great.

 

[dawgstudent]

[No message]

 

[patdog]

nm