In the spirit of Spring Break:
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My sophomore year. Panama City. Only time I've actually stayed in Panama. Stayed at the Sandpiper. We reserved the room that was directly beside the hot tub by the heated pool and about 50 feet from the infamous Tiki Bar. The hot tub was always packed with fine, trashy broads from all over the country. The building was in a U shape and all the balconies had flags from their respective schools. Our neighbors were from Ball State on one side and Purdue on the other. Both really fun and gave us permission to hang with their women. The pool activity would be non existent till about 2 in the afternoon and then theparty would start out of nowhere. Extended beer bongs would drop down from the balconies and boobies would begin to show themselves. Twice in one afternoon I was told, "will you hook up with me? I'll show you my titties." haha what are you supposed to say to that? Of course I will little lady. Bring it on. When the tiki bar scene would start to pick up at night, the bathroom line outside would back up right in front of our room. That's when we would start letting the fine chicks use our bathroom with no wait. That's when the magic happened. Free booze etc. Got a million phone numbers and our suite was a trashy version of the playboy mansion. My great grandmother died towards the end of the week and I had to leave to go to texas. I stayed at the Hilton and guess who's staying at my hotel. All of the women's swim teams for the national championship. Guess who was on my floor. UCLA. Best Spring Break ever. RIP Luetta.
Was able to witness many things unseen up to that point. Most memorable was two real nice college girls who just needed a ride to Levela. The traffic was heavy and slow. So with a little liquid encourgment that me and my buddy gladly provided they began to entertanin. They were lets say, very interested in each other. Best trip down the mircle mile to Levela ever. Thank you PCB, Thank you Keystone.
Had some pretty fun beach stories too but hoping this will be the best one ever. Headed to Ireland for St. Patty's Day in a week an a half.
our girlfriends could only be there half the break, they were on the dance team and had something to go to, so we do the good boyfriend thing and hang with them for the first 3 days, they leave and I hook up with a girl from some christian school out of AR, as we are going at it, my roomate busts in and takes pictures, we laugh and say hell yeah. When we return, we are in the weight room and my girlfriend comes by and say's, "I'm going to pick up my spring break pictures, want me to get yours, I said sure", we go back to the room and I'm in the shower and all of a sudden, I hear screaming and the shower curtain rips open and she threw the pictures at me. I could only laugh. She forgave me later that week and all was good. Lesson learned, no camera's and never let your girlfriend pick up your pictures! Also one buddy was lost after visiting a bar, he went home with a stripper, for 3 days we called hospitals, sheriff and police stations, he shows up on the third day and says meet my lady, she smiled and my buddy yells out, damn, she aint got no teeth! The look on their face was priceless.
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This wasn't epic, but still comes to mind when I remember spring break.
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This wasn't epic, but still comes to mind when I remember spring break.
This was two trips in one...this was the year that Mardi Gras fell on the the first Tuesday of spring break and so me and a group of guys loaded up friday night and headed to N.O. The absoule biggest party I have ever been to for four nights constant insanity! As if that wasnt enough of a trip, we all get up Tuesday morning and drive over to panama city beach...Of the two trips I could not blame you for assuming that Mardi Gras was the wildest and best time, but you couldnt be more wrong! While we were down at mardi gras we all got more beads than could be counted...no big deal inN.O.....but in panama city they were the only mardi gras beads around! Now I thought I could see some crazy **** for some plastic beads at mardi gras, but it didnt hold a candle to what girls were willing to do for beads in panama city!!! Tits became more abundant than the buffalo at Yellowstone park! Walking up and down the strip sucking on teets just for a pair of beeds was the least the girls were willing to do for these beads! I had one pair of beads that had lips going all the way around them, and after about 15 minutes of watching two girls make out and touch each other they wanted the beads, to which i responded that i would have to see lips for lips, to which they gladly obliged by stripping down from the waste down and then going down from the waist down....It was one AMAZING week to say the least!</p>
Stayed at the Holiday Surf and Racket Club in Destin, FL. Our room was right next to some crazy, funny LSU coon-asses( actuallyour entire floor was full of college kids) But throughout the week we were always in each others rooms. Everyone had their door stop down to their room, soanyone could walk right in. Well like on Friday, right before we were leaving, my buddy walked into the coon-asses room (door was unlocked), I'm out in the hallwaywalking to the elevatorand all of the sudden I hear this bone chilling horrible scream! I turn around and my buddy comes flying out of the room with a shocked look on his face. I said "What the hell!" He goes, "Dude,I just walked in on some 70 year old women butt *** naked getting dressed in the back room!"The coons had checked out and we didnt know it and some old lady was now staying their. The next few days we were scared to walk in and out ofour room because we didnt want to see that old lady. It was funny.
she did forgive me mighty quick, not much begging on my part. I could have sworn one night she whispered Ric... in my ear! haha I kid. Damnit, now you've got me wondering, gonna have to call her and ask.Nah, I'll let sleeping dogs sleep.
Went to PCB last year and had a blast. The parties and girls etc. were great, but the most interesting thing that happened to me was at a quaint little strip club called the Gold Nugget. I was just minding my own business with my back to the pole talking to my friends when one of the girls whips around the pole and I get clocked in the head by her big *** stripper boot. It didn't really hurt that bad, but I pretended like it did and I got a free dance in the VIP room because she felt bad. She was kind enough to give me her name, but I only remember her stage name, Piper. She was talented and pretty good looking, but the other girls there were less fortunate. There was one whose gut dragged the table as she crawled around on it.
96 in New Orleans. Had a room on Canal for a few days just to unwind. Think we had room booked from Sunday thru the week. At the time of planning the trip, I hadn't even thought of the SEC Tourney being down there. As we kept winning, I realized we'd be down there in time for the championship game. Pulled in to the parking garage that Sunday morning and just happened to ask the attendant if he knew if any tix were available. He sold us a handful for 10 bucks each and we checked in and walked to the Dome. Was one of the 5k MSUfans cheering our asses off in a sea of blue.
We were driving our son to catch a plane in New Orleans and he wanted to listen to the game. I told him OK but if they started running our asses out of the stadium we were tuning out. My hand was hovering over the dial early on when we trailed by about 10, but he convinced me to hang in for a little while. Best trip to NO I have ever had.