In Tuscaloosa with the wife

[McDawg]

Just walked into a restaurant with wifey (who told me to go get our table while she watched the spurrier post game interview) 10 seconds after sc game. After a few minutes our cute little blonde 20 year old waitress threw the coasters and menu on the table and with a sad face and whine informed us that bama lost. I'd have jumped up and down but thought better of it. I swear every time she comes to the table she's gonna bust out balling. Eli said bama will probably meet sc in the sec championship.

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

she will spit in your food!

 

[McDawg]

Exactly. Wifey said it's taking all of her self restraint not to stand up and start dancing.

 

[OrrDawg]

shot to hell tonight. Since me and the wife live in Alabama, we are staying low. Lots of gunfire expected tonight.

 

[ringit]

[list type=decimal][*]Is this considered a natural disaster?[*]How will it affect my homeowners insurance premiums?[/list]