1) Pretend like you don't like football. This really is only good on days when Bama wins and State loses. When State wins, I could give a **** less what happens to other teams.
2) Make fun of the Auburn people with the Bama fans, because they have a bigger inferiority complex than State can ever hope to have, no matter if Auburn wins or not. Remember, it was the Aubs that started the whole cowbell crying. They are easily my most hated team.