You do know that next Saturday is National Cold Chicken Tenders with Rebel Yell and Coke in a red plastic cup day?
They are probably-sor'ta obligated to be there. Likely some kind of obscure Obama law ESPN would violate based on a perfect 1:1 correlation that exists in Oxford that morning.
Hope they will enjoy the *** whipping Alabama lays on them during the game as much as they will enjoy displays of drunken stupidity that morning. I think their dreams will die on the field next Saturday.