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Things I learned on Saturday:
1. Our D line is way overrated. Assuming they can read, they should stop reading all their press and learn how to play football. If I'm not mistaken, JSU had 2 or 3 of their starters on the O line out. We got no pressure all day. An SEC team like say Bama will *** rape our front four and make them grunt like piglets.
2. Wayne Dorsey is slower than smoke off a fresh **** during deer season. If he is a 5star, I'm a gold medal decathlete.
3. Our QBs are not too shabby. We got much better play there than I expected. Stanley throws a nice ball. Masoli is a player. Wish both could play D.
4. Our WRs looked solid. I dont remember seeing that many open all last year. Im not just talking about the ones that got the ball either. I wish we would have thrown it more in the 3rd quarter.
5. The middle of our O line is not very good....actually, it probably isnt worth a crap. JSU clogged up the middle pretty much the entire day.
6. Nix has been teabagged 2 of the last 3. That should be more than a little concerning to fans......and his boss. 49 to JSU....really?
7. You can never. I mean NEVER take your foot off the gas in college football these days. You need a 6 or 7 TD lead to think about it. I know we lost because our D was a pile of aeresol feces, but Nutt put it in neutral way too early. We dominated the 1st half like we should have and then played grab *** right from the get go in the 2nd half. Taking to foot off the gas at the half with a 3 TD lead = premature ejaculation.
8. On the mascot: Landshark my ***. After the MSU and JSU fiascos, if I ever hear that again, I will puke. To the dipshit that had the full body shark outfit on in the Grove, I hope it was worth it. I would have loved to have seen that on the way out after Landsharking 49 points to JSU. From here on out, I will use the term "Landsharking" to describe rolling over and playing dead or not doing something to your full abilities. "I played in a golf tourney last weekend. I hit 14 fairways, 14 greens, and shot 82. I was a LANSHARKING bastard on the greens."
9. The white out was a great idea and the fans did a solid job of supporting the effort. Unfortunately JSU thought we were a sea of waving surrender flags and went in for the kill.
10. Jeff Scott is fast. John Avery fast.