Is there a running thread for funny jokes or memes?
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Damn, that is a big spider!
Saw this spider in my toilet this morning at my camp.
Amazing how shadows can make objects appear 10 times bigger than they actually are…..
Saw this spider in my toilet this morning at my camp.
Adult Joke 
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TEACHER: What's wrong Musa, why are you crying?
MUSA: Our house is very small.
MUSA: My mum, my dad, and I, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, Musa are you sleeping?' Then I say NO, so he becomes angry and punishes me.".
Teacher: All right! Tonight when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet. Don't answer!
The following morning Musa comes back with a sad face again.
Teacher: My goodness, why the sad face again?
Musa: Dad asked me again, Musa are you sleeping? I shut up and kept dead still. Then my dad and my mom started moving, you know, at the same time. Mum was breathing like a Christmas chicken, kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a hyena on the bed. Then my dad asked my mum, are you coming? Mum said, Yes I'm coming, are you coming too?
Dad answered: Yes.
They don't usually go anywhere without me
so I said, wait for me, I'm coming too!!
)TEACHER: What's wrong Musa, why are you crying?
MUSA: Our house is very small.
MUSA: My mum, my dad, and I, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, Musa are you sleeping?' Then I say NO, so he becomes angry and punishes me.".
Teacher: All right! Tonight when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet. Don't answer!
The following morning Musa comes back with a sad face again.
Teacher: My goodness, why the sad face again?
Musa: Dad asked me again, Musa are you sleeping? I shut up and kept dead still. Then my dad and my mom started moving, you know, at the same time. Mum was breathing like a Christmas chicken, kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a hyena on the bed. Then my dad asked my mum, are you coming? Mum said, Yes I'm coming, are you coming too?
Dad answered: Yes.
They don't usually go anywhere without me
so I said, wait for me, I'm coming too!!
Do we still not know the difference between communism and socialism? Is this saying Bin Ladin was a communist? That is the joke I guess. Lazy writers….
