Because if so, we just did. Bases loaded no outs in the 8th, bases loaded 1 out in the 9th, 0 runs scored. That seems like a one in a thousand thing, but I wouldn't put it past us to do it again.
I'm convinced Cohen had cuckholded this team. We are the husbands and every other dude in the neighborhood comes in our house and plows our wife while we have to watch!