Is your best the best?

jockstrap_mcgee

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I'm the best of the best of remembering **** that does me absolutely no good.

Di you know it's illegal to carry ice cream in your pocket in Alabama?
Do you know a group of parrots is called a pandemonium?

If you didn't know these things, then I don't know man...proclamations are empty words.
 

true55

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What's the thing you're better at than most people you know? You don't have to be the best in the world at it, just better than most anyone around you.

Here's mine:


I'm really good at watching T.V. I've been told that I actually have a natural gift for it! Most people just watch T.V. but I really look at it ! Seriously! One time I sat for 54 hours and looked at it non stop before I even realized the thing wasn't even plugged in !:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
 

UKserialkiller

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How often do ya'll rub your testicles and smell them? I smell my fingers a lot. Not sure it counts for a "Best of the Best." But, I do think I smell my fingers from touching my scrotum a lot more consistently than anyone in America.
 

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Crossword puzzles.

When I was young, I could really catch a football and hit a baseball. Better at baseball but dearly loved football.

As someone said in a movie "In my youth.....in my youth"
 

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How often do ya'll rub your testicles and smell them? I smell my fingers a lot. Not sure it counts for a "Best of the Best." But, I do think I smell my fingers from touching my scrotum a lot more consistently than anyone in America.
I make my wife smell my fingers. That pisses her off. I do other things that piss her off. I do them a lot. So I'm the best at pissing my wife off.
 
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I am an excellent driver. I always know which lane to pick. Others think they have won by jumping back and forth between lanes. What most don't understand is sometimes being patient is the key. I don't fear the lane shifter in life but the methodical patience driver. He is your competition.
 
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I can eat 50 eggs.
 

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I have ungodly reflexes. If I drop anything I will snatch it out of the air before it hits the ground reflexively. It almost feels like being Jason Borne or something. My doctor has even commented on the astonishing speed of my reflexes.
that is one of your other usernames, crow the midget, catching those
 

qwesley

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-showing the proper amount of indifference, just short of rudeness, to wrap up a convo or get company to leave
-looking like someone that random people know from somewhere but actually don't
-superb buzzed wit at small dinner parties/cookouts until I get tired and then the first one above kicks in
-picking 1st and 3rd horses in exactas
 
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RUPPsRevenge1

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Shooting pool. Won many tournaments and played very well in local leagues. Don't play much any more, but still better than most at bars when playing.
 

cat_chaser

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Badminton - I have never lost to anyone other than my father (who oddly enough was once the number 1 ranked player in the state of Alabama during his college days) and to the teacher's assistant for UK's badminton class in an intramural tourney championship game (hadn't played in a few years and was an alcoholic mess - still ran through this huge tourney until he got me.... But I think at my best, I could've taken him).

Golden Tee - my best can't lose.

Swimming - full disclosure, strokin' has consistently beaten me in full on sprints by 2-3 inches. However, he happens to be 2-3 inches taller. And I have saved several lives and have never almost drowned face down in the ocean like he has. So......
 

willyclyde

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shooting jump shots. Haven't been beaten at a game of HORSE straight up shooting but once in 5 years at it was against a guy that played SG at LIU in the mid 90s. He's beaten me once... game took 30 minutes. I've beaten him 3 times.

I'll **** anyone up in a shooting contest on this board. Ask @Strokin_Bandit . I don't think he's too prideful to admit it.
U wouldn't stand a chance lol. And I'm always willing to put money on the line at the golf course (and usually collect)
 

willyclyde

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shooting 5 threes each from the corners, wings, and top of the key in a 3 point shooting contest format... can you make 18+ out of 25? If not, then move along. 18 is my average. 23 is my best.

Shooting 3s until you miss two in a row can you make more than 15? 15 is about my average, 73 is my best.

I'm sure you can hang. [eyeroll]
I could beat u in a 3 point shooting contest if that's what your asking. Any format you'd like. Then soon as we were done I'd put a blemish in that horse record real quick too.
 

willyclyde

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For all i know u could be like briscoe and shoot 12% when the pressure is on. The way ur talkin u must be Jamal Murray or something?? We're talking bout shooting a basketball, more than a handful of people are pretty good at it believe it or not..and I don't miss when I'm hot fyi
 

willyclyde

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Pretty confident I'd beat Jamal Murray in a jump shooting contest. I've seen him warm up before games just shooting around. I do better than him.

You don't miss when you're hot? I don't miss when I'm warm.

Just like the fellas I play with at the gym that get all excited when I make 7 jumpers in a row. I tell em "The difference between me and everyone else in here is they might make a few, I might miss a few."

Go film yourself shooting and making more than 23 in a row, link it, then get back to me.
LOL this dude could beat steph curry too I guess? Ur crazy. Still think I'd drag u tho.
 

willyclyde

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I've watched his youtube videos in pregame warmup. I'd sure as **** give him a game launching from 23 feet. I don't think you know who you're talking to. Random internet message boarder... doesn't matter. I'd light your *** up and talk **** while doing it. Play a game of HORSE shooting jumpers and you might get one letter on me. No lie. 2 if I'm off. There's a witness in this very forum and he's quite confident that with more practice he'd be able to take me. He won't be. No one will unless they got paid to play and even then I wouldn't bet against myself.

Every other facet of the game... sure. Shooting? [roll]**** no.
Yea ok. Not buying it. I just wanna know what your excuse would be when we got out there and u shot 35%?
 

willyclyde

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since when did it become possible to make excuses for the impossible?

I'm really close to slapping your *** on ignore. Learn... or don't. Would gladly meet ya halfway (assuming you're in KY or TN) to play a friendly (or not, doesn't matter) shooting game. I've done it once. I dominated when the person was sure they'd beat me. Watching him shoot, I'm also 90% positive he's a better shooter than you based on likelihood alone having owned several high school shooting records (and he can still dunk at 40 haha) and playing college ball.

All for the "put up or shut up". Because I wouldn't lose. And watching you have to own up to it on here would make my dick hard, honestly.
Just because somebody can outshoot you doesn't mean you have to get all worked up lol. Not impressed by ur stats there briscoe jr.
 

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And I'm always willing to put money on the line at the golf course (and usually collect)
youre either a pro with no handicap or a positive one, playing mostly games against other similar golfers.


Or, a sandbagger. (Most likely)

Learn handicaps.
 

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Making very accurate, if long-winded, arguments. Unfortunately for me, the real money for lawyers is in making simple and short arguments with bits of truthiness.
 

Supreme Lord Z

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This is Spear's big moment. He waits for months. Patiently. Like a crocodile. Finally the hapless sucker shows up at water's edge and makes a few careless boasts and Spears taps the line a couple times. Waits. Feeds a little line out....

Then finally the moment for the video comes. It gushes out of him. Pent up. Beaming from ear to ear with a **** eating grin that screams "CHECKMATE!" while he rubs one out with a fury normally reserved for car wreck gawking or dollar store line spot protection.

He's spent now. Poured over his plastic chair in a flaccid heap. He makes a half-hearted shooting motion then lapses into a catatonic stupor. And still there's that grin...