Di you know it's illegal to carry ice cream in your pocket in Alabama?
Do you know a group of parrots is called a pandemonium?
If you didn't know these things, then I don't know man...proclamations are empty words.
Is your best the best?
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Di you know it's illegal to carry ice cream in your pocket in Alabama?
Do you know a group of parrots is called a pandemonium?
If you didn't know these things, then I don't know man...proclamations are empty words.
And I would smoke that thing without passing it.
How often do ya'll rub your testicles and smell them? I smell my fingers a lot. Not sure it counts for a "Best of the Best." But, I do think I smell my fingers from touching my scrotum a lot more consistently than anyone in America.
Crossword puzzles.
When I was young, I could really catch a football and hit a baseball. Better at baseball but dearly loved football.
As someone said in a movie "In my youth.....in my youth"
When I was young, I could really catch a football and hit a baseball. Better at baseball but dearly loved football.
As someone said in a movie "In my youth.....in my youth"
I make my wife smell my fingers. That pisses her off. I do other things that piss her off. I do them a lot. So I'm the best at pissing my wife off.
I can wear the same pair of underwear for a week and have NO, 0, skid marks.
I am an excellent driver. I always know which lane to pick. Others think they have won by jumping back and forth between lanes. What most don't understand is sometimes being patient is the key. I don't fear the lane shifter in life but the methodical patience driver. He is your competition.
-showing the proper amount of indifference, just short of rudeness, to wrap up a convo or get company to leave
-looking like someone that random people know from somewhere but actually don't
-superb buzzed wit at small dinner parties/cookouts until I get tired and then the first one above kicks in
-picking 1st and 3rd horses in exactas
-looking like someone that random people know from somewhere but actually don't
-superb buzzed wit at small dinner parties/cookouts until I get tired and then the first one above kicks in
-picking 1st and 3rd horses in exactas
Shooting pool. Won many tournaments and played very well in local leagues. Don't play much any more, but still better than most at bars when playing.
Badminton - I have never lost to anyone other than my father (who oddly enough was once the number 1 ranked player in the state of Alabama during his college days) and to the teacher's assistant for UK's badminton class in an intramural tourney championship game (hadn't played in a few years and was an alcoholic mess - still ran through this huge tourney until he got me.... But I think at my best, I could've taken him).
Golden Tee - my best can't lose.
Swimming - full disclosure, strokin' has consistently beaten me in full on sprints by 2-3 inches. However, he happens to be 2-3 inches taller. And I have saved several lives and have never almost drowned face down in the ocean like he has. So......
Golden Tee - my best can't lose.
Swimming - full disclosure, strokin' has consistently beaten me in full on sprints by 2-3 inches. However, he happens to be 2-3 inches taller. And I have saved several lives and have never almost drowned face down in the ocean like he has. So......
U wouldn't stand a chance lol. And I'm always willing to put money on the line at the golf course (and usually collect)
I could beat u in a 3 point shooting contest if that's what your asking. Any format you'd like. Then soon as we were done I'd put a blemish in that horse record real quick too.
For all i know u could be like briscoe and shoot 12% when the pressure is on. The way ur talkin u must be Jamal Murray or something?? We're talking bout shooting a basketball, more than a handful of people are pretty good at it believe it or not..and I don't miss when I'm hot fyi
LOL this dude could beat steph curry too I guess? Ur crazy. Still think I'd drag u tho.
Yea ok. Not buying it. I just wanna know what your excuse would be when we got out there and u shot 35%?
Just because somebody can outshoot you doesn't mean you have to get all worked up lol. Not impressed by ur stats there briscoe jr.
youre either a pro with no handicap or a positive one, playing mostly games against other similar golfers.
Or, a sandbagger. (Most likely)
Learn handicaps.
Making very accurate, if long-winded, arguments. Unfortunately for me, the real money for lawyers is in making simple and short arguments with bits of truthiness.
I don't keep a handicap. Only sandbaggers and hacks need those..
We're awaiting your reply, @drainthatub I assume you'll be right back with video evidence.
This is Spear's big moment. He waits for months. Patiently. Like a crocodile. Finally the hapless sucker shows up at water's edge and makes a few careless boasts and Spears taps the line a couple times. Waits. Feeds a little line out....
Then finally the moment for the video comes. It gushes out of him. Pent up. Beaming from ear to ear with a **** eating grin that screams "CHECKMATE!" while he rubs one out with a fury normally reserved for car wreck gawking or dollar store line spot protection.
He's spent now. Poured over his plastic chair in a flaccid heap. He makes a half-hearted shooting motion then lapses into a catatonic stupor. And still there's that grin...
Then finally the moment for the video comes. It gushes out of him. Pent up. Beaming from ear to ear with a **** eating grin that screams "CHECKMATE!" while he rubs one out with a fury normally reserved for car wreck gawking or dollar store line spot protection.
He's spent now. Poured over his plastic chair in a flaccid heap. He makes a half-hearted shooting motion then lapses into a catatonic stupor. And still there's that grin...
Especially if it's 23 in a row again.
Good form there sir. I'll give ya props, u can shoot. I still think I could get u any given game just like I'm sure u could get me.