Marriage is a partnership.
If your wife gets on your *** for taking a little time (maybe 30 minutes) to write a funny post on a message board you might want to question that marriage before it gets to late and there are some rugrats running around. Don't know the guy or the gal but that cannot be a serious reason to give up on writing something like that, can it?
"my wife is on my ***"
Well then, sir, you must have no balls!