IT** is back!! Books you'll never see published - USM Edition

Jgbishop

Redshirt
Oct 9, 2012
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SixDak Publishing is in search of the best book you'll never see published. Submissions will be taken now until 3:30 at which time the all mighty Godfather will pick a winner. The winning title will get a test run of the farked cover art for the book we aren't publishing. I really dropped the ball on that part last year due to some stupid thing called work but I hope to do better this year.

Give me your best title and author!
 
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FlotownDawg

All-American
Aug 30, 2012
6,856
7,199
113
The Eagle Whisperer: How to keep your pet eagle healthy and happy.
By former USM president Aubrey Lucas, forward by Nugget II
 

benatmsu

Junior
May 28, 2007
2,402
229
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Avian Nutrition: A Guide to a Happy, Healthy Mascot.

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SixDak Publishing is in search of the best book you'll never see published. Submissions will be taken now until 3:30 at which time the all mighty Godfather will pick a winner. The winning title will get a test run of the farked cover art for the book we aren't publishing. I really dropped the ball on that part last year due to some stupid thing called work but I hope to do better this year.

Give me your best title and author!
 

ATL Reb

Redshirt
Jul 10, 2008
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The District (how it surpassed the Grove and the Junction for best tailgating experience in MS) by USM fan #7
 

GloryDawg

Heisman
Mar 3, 2005
19,476
16,712
113
"Field of Nightmares"

Proving just because you build it doesn't mean they will come.
 

DerHntr

All-Conference
Sep 18, 2007
15,826
2,785
113
Leadership: A University President's Guide to Success by Martha Saunders
 

benatmsu

Junior
May 28, 2007
2,402
229
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300: Rise of Attendance.

Seymore D' Emptyseats. *
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SixDak Publishing is in search of the best book you'll never see published. Submissions will be taken now until 3:30 at which time the all mighty Godfather will pick a winner. The winning title will get a test run of the farked cover art for the book we aren't publishing. I really dropped the ball on that part last year due to some stupid thing called work but I hope to do better this year.

Give me your best title and author!
 

MaroonState

Freshman
Aug 23, 2012
136
50
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How to lose half your gut but not your nuts: A do it yourself guide to offseason training by drinking and driving by Brett Favre
 

DirtyDog

Redshirt
Aug 24, 2012
520
14
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Gold and Black....How to be relevant in college athletics by Jeff Hammond, Former Director of Athletics at THE U S and M.
 

drt7891

Redshirt
Dec 6, 2010
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"The Battle of Legion Field: A Memoir by the 2011 Southern Miss Football Team on Playing Hard When it Matters Most"
 
Aug 22, 2012
324
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How to Name a University by USM

Mississippi Normal College
Mississippi State Teachers College
Mississippi Southern College
University of Southern Mississippi
 
Sep 6, 2008
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I'm a USM fan but keep the Nugget jokes coming

Those are glorious.

The Effective Leadership by Martha Saunders was a good one too.
 

HD6

Sophomore
Apr 8, 2003
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Down In Front-Dealing With Overflow Crowds by USM Facilities Managment
 

coach66

Junior
Mar 5, 2009
12,692
314
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How to build a successful satellite campus on the Miss. Gulf Coast by USM

itsourturnku
 

Shamoan

Redshirt
Jun 27, 2013
12,466
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"We Just Hit a Home Run: Remaining Relevant in a Fragile Period of Conference Realignment" by Bill McGillis