It is good to be Derek Jeter

[gamecockcat]

Dating the smoking hot babe that rides the talking horse along the shore in the phone service commercial (can't remember which one). And by dating, I mean....

The man is probably worth $50 million, if a penny. They stop to eat in Rome and they go DUTCH! Both black AMEX cards are pulled and processed. So, he gets to sleep with a ridiculously hot woman AND she still pays her own way.

My hero....

 

[jwheat]

 

[Lord_Crow]

The talking horse in the commercial is Jemaine Clement from Flight of the Concords.

 

[funKYcat75]

The talking horse in the commercial is Jemaine Clement from Flight of the Concords.

That guy is dating Derek Jeter?

 

[LineSkiCat]

.. and if he ever gets lonely, he still has 5 million Yankee fans who would gladly get his herpes at the drop of a hat.

 

[funKYcat75]

If he was any other schlub, women would hardly give him a second look. Don't get me wrong, he's fit, rich, seems like a really good dude and I would probably watch if he stopped by, but his face is broken. If he was a Royal or Mariner, he would have settled down with his college sweetheart and have a few kids. Being a Yankee has its perks.

Good for him.

 

[argubs2]

I'll take a wild guess and say that Jeter is worth a little more than $50 mil.

Probably some weird deal. Like, it was either a Cleveland Steamer that afternoon or she pays half at dinner that night. She's a classy broad so the black card came out.

 

[funKYcat75]

I'll take a wild guess and say that Jeter is worth a little more than $50 mil.

Even Antoine Walker couldn't spend all the money Jeter has made solely off baseball salary.

 

[maverick1_rivals376538]

The man is probably worth $50 million, if a penny

On salary alone Jeter made 265 million in his career. That's a lot of Valtrex.

 

[jwheat]

Jeter has probably made 50 mil off Gatorade

 

[*CatinIL*]

Know the rules...

 

[Wall2Boogie]

I was under the impression the girl was dating the horse, while jeter dated the famous talking goat in it.

 

[KingOfBBN]

Except for him having herpes, he seems to be doing well.

And yes, everyone has seen the Jeter herpes tree.

 

[2blue4u_rivals376918]

If he was any other schlub, women would hardly give him a second look. Don't get me wrong, he's fit, rich, seems like a really good dude and I would probably watch if he stopped by, but his face is broken. If he was a Royal or Mariner, he would have settled down with his college sweetheart and have a few kids. Being a Yankee has its perks.

Good for him.

I don't know. Your post says "no", but I get the feeling there's an "oh hell yeah" in there somewhere. You know, "the lady doth protests too much, methinks." kinda thing. Could be wrong though.

 

[funKYcat75]

I don't know. Your post says "no", but I get the feeling there's an "oh hell yeah" in there somewhere. You know, "the lady doth protests too much, methinks." kinda thing. Could be wrong though.

I did say I would watch.

 

[2blue4u_rivals376918]

As if you'd be satisfied with just watching. A clever ploy to throw us off the track, I'd say. I'M ON TO YOU FUNK.