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It is good to be Derek Jeter

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gamecockcat

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Dating the smoking hot babe that rides the talking horse along the shore in the phone service commercial (can't remember which one). And by dating, I mean....

The man is probably worth $50 million, if a penny. They stop to eat in Rome and they go DUTCH! Both black AMEX cards are pulled and processed. So, he gets to sleep with a ridiculously hot woman AND she still pays her own way.

My hero....
 
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LineSkiCat

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.. and if he ever gets lonely, he still has 5 million Yankee fans who would gladly get his herpes at the drop of a hat.
 
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If he was any other schlub, women would hardly give him a second look. Don't get me wrong, he's fit, rich, seems like a really good dude and I would probably watch if he stopped by, but his face is broken. If he was a Royal or Mariner, he would have settled down with his college sweetheart and have a few kids. Being a Yankee has its perks.

Good for him.
 
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I'll take a wild guess and say that Jeter is worth a little more than $50 mil.

Probably some weird deal. Like, it was either a Cleveland Steamer that afternoon or she pays half at dinner that night. She's a classy broad so the black card came out.
 
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Wall2Boogie

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I was under the impression the girl was dating the horse, while jeter dated the famous talking goat in it.
 
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Except for him having herpes, he seems to be doing well.

And yes, everyone has seen the Jeter herpes tree.
 
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funKYcat75 said:
If he was any other schlub, women would hardly give him a second look. Don't get me wrong, he's fit, rich, seems like a really good dude and I would probably watch if he stopped by, but his face is broken. If he was a Royal or Mariner, he would have settled down with his college sweetheart and have a few kids. Being a Yankee has its perks.

Good for him.
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I don't know. Your post says "no", but I get the feeling there's an "oh hell yeah" in there somewhere. You know, "the lady doth protests too much, methinks." kinda thing. Could be wrong though.
 
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funKYcat75

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2blue4u said:
I don't know. Your post says "no", but I get the feeling there's an "oh hell yeah" in there somewhere. You know, "the lady doth protests too much, methinks." kinda thing. Could be wrong though.
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I did say I would watch.
 
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