It still baffles me how C34 didn't win the DDDY 2009 tourney.

[anon1751035439]

I voted for him every chance I got. Sorry to say this, but some of you need your butts kicked.

I can't think of a comparable poster on NAFOOM. Some might mention SourReb, but he has never accused a single OM coach of cheating. Plus he has some redeeming qualities that C34 lacks and lacks some of the least desirable qualities that C34 possesses.

 

[TBonewannabe]

If he managed to get a NCAA investigation of our basketball program I think he would be hands down a #1 seed.

 

[Paperdawg]

nm

 

[davatron]

Of course, this is Sixpack; hard as it may seem, there will be a bigger douche bag to come along in the next eleven months.

 

[615dawg]

Coach34 will win hands down.

However, if we start having some success in football, big time success in basketball, or success in baseball, he will have some competition. Other factors that could create competition:

A BCS or SEC Championship Game berth for Ole Miss
A losing season for Ole Miss football
An offspring of Coach34 rising up to upend his father
Return of Derek Dunn

 

[FlabLoser]

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[615dawg]

but back before the DDDY, Gene injured Lawrence Roberts at the end of the year, possibly costing us a deep run in the NCAAs, and of course Osama bin Laden cost us the national championship in 2001. Marcus Bullard on the take in the '96 Final Four? Would Coach34's actions be worthy of a top seed in those situations?

 

[Coach34]

Hoax

 

[HammerOfTheDogs]

...a chip on his shoulder suddenly shoots into the spotlight. Nobody ever saw ClemsonBananaBoy, nor even Derek Dunn, until they smashed onto the scene like a drunken Shriner hitting on a Stripper.