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jakldawg

jakldawg

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You're in charge of the overnight programming. Go:

11- Designing Women
11:30- Mama's Family
12- In The Heat of The Night
12:30 Matlock
1- The Bama Bangs Music Hour- 1.75 songs from the country's noodley-est jam bands.
2- YO! SEC Raps- Hosted by Shaq, Dante Jones and Marshall Henderson
2:30- Red Bull presents- Nick Saban breaks down film (yes, this is filmed live).
3- Houston Nutt and Billy Gillespie sell you timeshares!
4- COPS- from Atlanta, Houston, Nashville, etc.
5- It's compliance time! With Mike Slive
5:15- Butter it, Batter it, & Fry it! With Mike the Tiger and Paula Deen
5:45 Vanderbilt University Hospitals present: basic first aid (also with Mike the Tiger)
6- Jazzercise A.M. with Les Miles
 
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jakldawg said:
You're in charge of the overnight programming. Go:

11- Designing Women
11:30- Mama's Family
12- In The Heat of The Night
12:30 Matlock
1- The Bama Bangs Music Hour- 1.75 songs from the country's noodley-est jam bands.
2- YO! SEC Raps- Hosted by Shaq, Dante Jones and Marshall Henderson
2:30- Red Bull presents- Nick Saban breaks down film (yes, this is filmed live).
3- Houston Nutt and Billy Gillespie sell you timeshares!
4- COPS- from Atlanta, Houston, Nashville, etc.
5- It's compliance time! With Mike Slive
5:15- Butter it, Batter it, & Fry it! With Mike the Tiger and Paula Deen
5:45 Vanderbilt University Hospitals present: basic first aid (also with Mike the Tiger)
6- Jazzercise A.M. with Les Miles
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No no no.

What You Cookin Up for Vittles, Granny with Max Howell sponsored by a big ol pitcher of sweet Lipton Iced Tea.
 
Shmuley

Shmuley

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4:30 - My Secret Life as a Creepy Stalker, with Golden Flake CEO, Mark McCutcheon ....

 
seshomoru

seshomoru

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Good topic.

Pimp My RV

Pimp My Golf Cart

Pimp My Yeti

Phil Fulmer Show Theater 3000 with Steve Spurrier

Name that Player's Number with host Jackie Sherrill

Coach's Wife Swap

Tailgaters and Candelabras
 
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jakldawg

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Yikes. That guy has the look of a fella who's going up to the attic to make sure his "guest" has enough Hot chips and Milo's sweet tea to last another week.
 
jakldawg

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These are all solid suggestions. One night a week would be set aside for nerdy "educational" programs such as:
The Center for the Study of Southern Culture presents: Walking Tall, Hee-Haw, & the Duke Boys; the surprising rise of 'hicksploitation' entertainment in the 1970's.
and
The Southern Foodways Alliance A/V Hour: Pot liquor vs. Potlikker; Inside the Georgia Supreme Court's Longest, Greenest Day.
 
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seshomoru

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Up next on NOVA SEC: The Physics of Football

The Mississippi State Physics department drops helmets with melons in them and finally has a quarterback that can throw a spiral to help demonstrate how a football's shape reduces air resistance. All presented in ginormously bigger than the one at Ole Miss High Def and volume turned up too loud on a lap top's speakers sound.
 
Negative Waves

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The Dave Show, hosted by Dave Neal, Dave Rowe, and Dave Baker. Sponsered by

Lee Jeans, Huddlehouse, Golden Flake, Texas Pete, Yellawood, and the Nexium Purple Pill. The camera will focus on random locations in the studio at times, microphones occasionally won't work, cameras dating from 1991 will be used, and Dave Rowe will say "Big Man on Big Man!" several times during commentary.
 
DawgatAuburn

DawgatAuburn

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C'mon man...are you serious?

Everyone knows In the Heat of the Night was an hour!!

BUBBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
dorndawg

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With a guest appearance by Professor J. Wayne Sherrill explaining what happens when you put helium in a football.
 
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A Scott's lawn care infomercial with special guest, Tim Corbin.

Hugh Freeze and Gene Chizik also host a show on how to get out of debt fast without cheating on your taxes (or at least where the IRS won't find out)
 
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CEO2044

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Golden Girls
Wings
Cheers

Damn I've forgotten all about Mama's Family- nicely done.
 
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