It's a good thing Stans is a master recruiter ...

[msugolf]

so he can use his masterful skills to get us another big man that'll rebound ... Shaunassey Smith. Nevermind. Well, it's a good thing he is such a good floor coach that he can overcome his 20 guard lineup that runs such a systematic, smooth offense. The future looks bright gentlemen.

 

[Frances Drebin]

....you need to calm down. All we had to do was finish 3-1 down the stretch and we're still in good shape for that. Next year we're a NCAA team for sure. Well, unless we lose a couple of guys to transfer, making us young aGAIN.

/sarcasm