It's been a few days. This place could use another Blind Side post.

[jakldawg]

The abridged version of the script has been found!

I would post some select quotes, but the whole thing is good.

(please try and limit the inevitable pissing contest to making fun of the hokey Hollywood movie, and not the factual inconsistencies present in the book)

 

[AlCoDog]

nm

 

[Faustdog]

<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; font-family: monospace; line-height: 16px; ">"Tell Speed 2 over there to go %%%% herself."</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; font-family: monospace; line-height: 16px; ">
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; font-family: monospace; line-height: 16px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; "><p class="character" style="margin-top: 1em; margin-right: 12em; margin-bottom: 0em; margin-left: 12em; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 1em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 1em; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-weight: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-family: monospace; vertical-align: baseline; text-align: center; ">
</p></span></span></div>

 

[Chickamauga]

<p class="character"></p>

<p class="character">SANDRA BULLOCK</p><p class="dialogue">Let’s get one thing straight, mister! I may be a
rich woman wearing a lot of jewelry and walking around the ghetto, but
I’m also a no-nonsense soccer mom, so I’m expecting the cocky,
faux-tough ******** I pull in my suburban neighborhood will work here as
well!</p><p class="character">DRUG DEALER</p><p class="dialogue">Somehow, it does! Have a nice day, ma’am.</p>

<p class="dialogue"></p>

 

[Hotel Roosevelt]

Hilarious.