It's Meltdown Time...

[maroondawg]

Surprise, it starts with UM

This is looking forward to Christmas all year and Christmas morning you wake up to a bloody, hacked up, shot-up pile of reindeer corpses and a wrecked sleigh, and just as you open your door to examine this horror further, Santa pops out from under the wreckage, says "17 you, you don’t get any presents!" and blows his own head off.

THAT. IS. AWESOME.

 

[o_GuitarDawg]

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I just got rip-roaring drunk at my non-drinking parents’ house, then turned around the second they completed that touchdown pass, walked out the door (slammed it really hard), got in my car and drove to my house. Mom called me freaking out. I did not give a ****.

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Another good one here. Definitely an OM grad. Honestly it sounds to me like a typical Friday/Saturday night at the #7 (or whatever number they are) party school in the nation. Minus maybe the anger. Drinking and driving has one of the highest graduation rates at OM I hear. Guess if it isn't broken, don't fix it, huh</span></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="3"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">
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[1msudawg]

NCAA rejects Masoli

This has Crazy Old Testament God written all over it.

 

[gdogg]

Masoli denied = LOW
Masoli cleared = HIGH
JSU hangs an L on their ***= LOWWWWWW