When we get through with you, the West Alabama Emergency rooms will be swamped with wives/girlfriends/sisters with broken noses and black eyes.Mobile Homeparks from Gordo to Red Bay will be filled with sheriff's deputies loading shirtless, toothless Welfare recipients into Paddywagons (looking like one big "Cops" episode), while the doors will be flung open to keep the meth fumes from blowing up trailers, and their 350 pound wives (after being stitched up in the Emergency Room) will be crying, "It's all mah fault. Ah shudn't've sed that fooball was only a game."