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Ozarkdawg

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Don’t sleep on a slice of fried bologna on a mater sammich.
Used to be a lot of sammiches made with
bread, mayo, mater, fried egg, and a thick slice of fried bologna (sometimes subbed in fried spam) and if I was feeling really extravagant maybe a dab of honey mustard.

Then the dr said my weight, cholesterol, and liver were all shot so I had to slack off. Imagine that.
 

The Peeper

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I can't hardly find really good tomatoes. The ones at the grocery store have very little acidity, and consequently, very little flavor or decent texture.

Every now and then you find a farmer's market that has some good ones. But it is a struggle to find....and inconsistent.
I read an article last year about mass grown grocery store tomatoes that made sense. They are bred to survive the long hard journey in a truck to a grocery store (wherever it may be) from the distant locations where most in the US main market are grown i.e. California, Florida, South TX and border states and Mexico. Those are all a long way from interior states, eastern seaboard, Northwest and Midwest.

They are bred for thick tough skins and a resilient meat inside to survive the trucking and resist bruising, they are bred to be picked early to hopefully ripen in journey and at the store meaning they don't have much time to develop a lot of flavor on the vine. They are shipped in refrigerated trucks to impair spoilage and are low acid varieties to cut down on spoilage also. It's a wonder they have any flavor at all at the table.
 
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I've got 18 Cherokee purple plants in the garden and 2 just started blooming. It's the only time of the year I miss not eating loaf bread.
I’m a little ahead of you. I have 20 Cherokee Purple’s full of green tomatoes. These are doing much better than in years past for some reason. My plants are huge and I’m guessing milder weather with more rain.
 

3407Dewey

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One of the many things I miss about living in the south. Up here (Nebraska) my tomato plants don’t really start producing until August. And they’re done by late September. Very small window for great maters.
 
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3-2 Dawg

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Always have a few Cherokee purple plants - seems like the gold standard. A few other varieties that I’ve found to be really good are green zebra and chefs choice orange. Also for those that like cherry tomatoes take a look at isis candy and sweet million.
 
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I read an article last year about mass grown grocery store tomatoes that made sense. They are bred to survive the long hard journey in a truck to a grocery store (wherever it may be) from the distant locations where most in the US main market are grown i.e. California, Florida, South TX and border states and Mexico. Those are all a long way from interior states, eastern seaboard, Northwest and Midwest.

They are bred for thick tough skins and a resilient meat inside to survive the trucking and resist bruising, they are bred to be picked early to hopefully ripen in journey and at the store meaning they don't have much time to develop a lot of flavor on the vine. They are shipped in refrigerated trucks to impair spoilage and are low acid varieties to cut down on spoilage also. It's a wonder they have any flavor at all at the table.
Most store bought tomatoes are harvested “green”, sprayed with a ripener and ripen off the vine. I have friends that farm tomatoes in Indiana. Their harvester machine has a color sorter and actually kicks out the ripe red tomatoes. Like you said it just has to do with the amount of travel from farm to store to table. If you harvested ripe tomatoes they wouldn’t make it far.
 

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I’m a little ahead of you. I have 20 Cherokee Purple’s full of green tomatoes. These are doing much better than in years past for some reason. My plants are huge and I’m guessing milder weather with more rain.
My wife wanted to do her own from seed so these are a couple of weeks behind and her seedlings were pretty frail. I planted 25 Cherokee Purples and 20 Amish Paste. Got the 18 looking good but only 10 of the AP's made it.
 
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It's both better and easier to enjoy a big slice of tomato open face on a piece of bread w/ mayo, than as a proper sammich. Either way, best enjoyed standing over the sink.

Happy Tomato Season to all who celebrate.
while I celebrate tomato season whole heartedly and with great enthusiasm....... Please don't bring such sacrilegious nonsense to light. open face tomato sandwich is about the dumbest thing I have ever heard......2 pieces of bread, mayo both sides, salt and pepper the mayo and the tomato close up the sandwich and eat anywhere you want.w. a plate under each bite so you can take more bread and get the drippings.

absolute "alpha" to add massive amounts of thick cut bacon

Seriously.....eat open face over the sink has to be the single most inexperienced, douch bag, gay thing I have ever hear......like, say you have no southern roots w/o out saying it.......... if someone offers you a salt shaker while eating watermelon, do you say "no thanks"??
 
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It's both better and easier to enjoy a big slice of tomato open face on a piece of bread w/ mayo, than as a proper sammich. Either way, best enjoyed standing over the sink.

Happy Tomato Season to all who celebrate.
No doubt about it a tomato and mayo sandwich with mayo! These day I’ve found myself loving Helman’s spicy mayo but yeah regular mayo with my tomato sandwhich usually or both in which case you recommend bc **** gets slick. Been killing some fried green tomatoes recently as well 🔥I’ve thought about making a sandwich with those and about to try it
 
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I get that

I disliked eating raw tomatoes for years. I finally enjoyed them when I turned 40…
That’s the thing I did to but I gotta salt em at least if I eat em that way not that won’t but much rather and I’m almost 39 and health it atrocious but nothing to do with weight or anything I have 4 autoimmune diseases if you count the gut autoimmune diseases including Ankylosing Spondylitis and Muscular Dystrophy at advanced levels it’s about to kill me after having the single largest surgery they said they’ed ever done at Vanderbilt on a spine which was a 13 hour 20 level fusion in which they rolled me over went through my throat too and lost my ability to swallow for a year and 4 months afterwards I almost died and had to be intubated for a while. Its. Like they built scaffolding inside my back trust me. Front top C spine to Lumbar shoulder blade width. Now it’s failed me and I have to have everything re done completely at the Mayo Clinic. It’s horrifying but I handle **** well so I’ll make it. I’m waiting on my fiance to get over her own unfair syndrome that came out of no where and took away here ability to walk. No one part of life has been easy and no one promised it would. Just the stuff with my best friend and soulmate in my fiance of 15 years as she she has always been this beautiful sexy girl who could do whatever she wanted had such a setback killed me. So yeah 👍🏼 I love my damn foods now that I can eat and swallow!!!!
 

dorndawg

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No doubt about it a tomato and mayo sandwich with mayo! These day I’ve found myself loving Helman’s spicy mayo but yeah regular mayo with my tomato sandwhich usually or both in which case you recommend bc **** gets slick. Been killing some fried green tomatoes recently as well 🔥I’ve thought about making a sandwich with those and about to try it
I don't ever buy Hellman's but I aint ever mad if that's the option. And I say that spicy mayo is gonna go hard on a fried green tomato sammich.
 
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if someone offers you a salt shaker while eating watermelon, do you say "no thanks"??

I absolutely say no thanks and politely start thinking, "who the hell wants salt on something sweet"? Do you put salt on your other sweet produce, no you don't. Do you put it on Hershey bars, no you don't.

Salt doesn't go on watermelon and sugar doesn't go in cornbread.
 

CochiseCowbell

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I absolutely say no thanks and politely start thinking, "who the hell wants salt on something sweet"? Do you put salt on your other sweet produce, no you don't. Do you put it on Hershey bars, no you don't.

Salt doesn't go on watermelon and sugar doesn't go in cornbread.

Do you also hate Reece's cups and peanut butter pie?

Sweet and Savory is delectable combination.
 
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I read an article last year about mass grown grocery store tomatoes that made sense. They are bred to survive the long hard journey in a truck to a grocery store (wherever it may be) from the distant locations where most in the US main market are grown i.e. California, Florida, South TX and border states and Mexico. Those are all a long way from interior states, eastern seaboard, Northwest and Midwest.

They are bred for thick tough skins and a resilient meat inside to survive the trucking and resist bruising, they are bred to be picked early to hopefully ripen in journey and at the store meaning they don't have much time to develop a lot of flavor on the vine. They are shipped in refrigerated trucks to impair spoilage and are low acid varieties to cut down on spoilage also. It's a wonder they have any flavor at all at the table.
Yuck, I like the acidic tomatoes grown in Mississippi soil. They have a stronger flavor and will let you know if you have wind burned lips with a nice sting. I hate the tomatoes from other places like New Jersey where they claim the amber in the soil gives them a special sweetness (they claim they are the best in the world and I've tried one). Yada, yada, yada! Grow a pair and eat a Mississippi tomato which are actually the best in the world. If I want a sweet fruit I'll eat an apple.
 

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Do you also hate Reece's cups and peanut butter pie?

Sweet and Savory is delectable combination.

I don't do many sweets at all, especially candy. Sweet and Savory is a nope for me too, all types. I want my "dad bod belly" from beer, meat, and taters, not sugar...............
 

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Sugar in cornbread is yankee nonsense
A little bit is alright. I don't hate it as much as I thought.

Same for spaghetti. My wife makes spaghetti handed down from her Michigan ancestors. Secret ingredient is sugar! When she makes it I get my Hot Ones sauces out and adjust the flavor. Those sauces can do wonders to Yankee dishes!
Cincinnati chili is legit. Now it uses cinnamon instead of sugar but still.
 
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A little sugar adds a lot to many dishes, even cornbread. But if it’s noticeable it’s generally too much. I’ve had cornbread that could be a dessert. Not into that.
 
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I don't ever buy Hellman's but I aint ever mad if that's the option. And I say that spicy mayo is gonna go hard on a fried green tomato sammich.
Oh trust me it does that **** is incredible! Hellman’s spicy mayo brings just that right amount of heat in a hella good product. Great on anything to me. I put it on my bbq buns in place of mayo at home, very versatile condiment if you like mayo and a new amazing slightly rendition of mayo with a little kick it slays. I also love their pretty good sized squirt bottles, I’ve found myself putting that **** on everything he’ll even cornbread 🤣
 
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