with Hebrew quality suffering that masquerades as a legitimate football program. Only a Jew can religiously maintain devotion to a standard of bereavement, downtroddeness, pain and torment spanning 5 and one-half decades and somehow convince us that he appreciates it as a blessing; that he enjoys it. Only a Jew is infused in his DNA with the other-worldly capacity to methodically, consistently, rhythmically, casually, and professionally watch futility writ large before his tired eyes, knowing that the more things change, the more they stay the same, and somehow summon up the fortitude to make us, the loyal listeners, look forward to hearing him one more time.
Here's to you, Jack Cristil! May the G_d of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob make his face to shine upon you and bring you peace.