I've always assumed (read: fantasized) that jackbaddawg and rebmikster were the estranged love children of Rasputin and the Tazmanian Devil. No need to point out that Rasputin is dead and Taz (probably) couldn't procreate. A man can dream dammit.
on this one, I'd rather just get in a cage with him & Stephanie & tie them in a knot & let them have mad-passionate love with each other until they become pregnant with each other's Croom look-alike babies.