JD Vance says, "Hail State"
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If the last 2 years results are analyzed, MSU football may be on the DOGE cut list
If DOGE crossed paths with the sec, Elon would tweet that he found millions in fraud going to a Starkville bank account and they have cut off payments.
Only to correct itself a few days later to say they do actually have an operating sec program in Starkville and reinstate payments.
Only to correct itself a few days later to say they do actually have an operating sec program in Starkville and reinstate payments.
Hide yo wife! Hide yo daughter! Hide yo couch!***
I just hope our head coaches don’t get an email asking what they did yesterday.
There are articles already being written about a super conference scenario in which MSU would not be included.
Sure there wasn’t a “heil” in there somewhere?
My eyes are bleeding from AI's version of our baseball uni's. Hat is the worst offender.
He looks like Arn Anderson 17’d a Care Bear
Careful, you’re gonna upset goat… that’s his favorite logo****
just kidding goat
Their reply in bullet points:
•Gather appliance box cardboard for the “Dawghouse” used during pre-kickoff festivities
•Organize and implement continuous recruitment of defensive coaching talent in the parking lot of the nearest Home Depot
•Delegate a team of student volunteers charged with ensuring the game day home team ramp foggers are operational and all practice trip-wires have been removed
•Ensure the coaches lounge is stocked with adequate amounts of edible gummies and the latest issue of “Coaching For Dummies” is on each seat
•Consultation of Las Vegas poker professionals on the cutting-edge techniques of showing absolutely no emotion
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