- He wanted to win a World Championship, and having Dwayne Wade, Chris Bosh, and Jarvis Varnado as teammates is the best way to do it. Also, having Pat Riley in the front office helps.
- Florida has no income taxes. LeBron makes an extra $10-12 million a year.
- In Miami, they have this
In Cleveland, they have this:
Finally, Cleveland actually once set their river on fire.
Jesse Jackson needs to keep up his child support payments.