Jobs you would like to have
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Towel Boy for the Victoria's Secret models when they do remote island swimsuit shoots.
To be more specific....Candice Swanepoel's personal towel boy!
To be more specific....Candice Swanepoel's personal towel boy!
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First Base Coach for an MLB team.
Earn well into six figures and travel first class all over the country. You show up an hour before the game and stay an hour after, so you're really only working 5 hours a day. All you have to do is to collect the batting gloves and shin guards of a player when they reach first, then tell them what a great job they did. Of course after the game you get to go out partying with the team and hopefully score with one of the players' cast-off baseball groupie chicks.
Earn well into six figures and travel first class all over the country. You show up an hour before the game and stay an hour after, so you're really only working 5 hours a day. All you have to do is to collect the batting gloves and shin guards of a player when they reach first, then tell them what a great job they did. Of course after the game you get to go out partying with the team and hopefully score with one of the players' cast-off baseball groupie chicks.
Retired billionaire.
funKYcat75 with the win, but only if I am a younger retired billionaire. Wouldn't want to be a 50-60+ year old retired billionaire. Of course that wouldn't suck either by any means, but I'd much rather choose to be a younger retired billionaire.
Anthony Bourdain's job...travel, eat, and drink.
Guy Fieri's replacement on Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives. Getting paid big money to travel the country and eat at the dopest joints.
I would like to sell propane and propane accessories
Willy4UK's Chief of Staff.
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For real: Kentucky State Police Officer
Dream Jobs: Celebrity Nipple tweaker, NFL punter, Espn college basketball analyst.
Dream Jobs: Celebrity Nipple tweaker, NFL punter, Espn college basketball analyst.
Wouldn't be the first time he's found marijuana tucked up inside something
I'd be fine with my boss's position at this point. Which I hope to be in in about 5 years. Ten years of that and then retirement.
I kind of lost that whole dream big thing.
I kind of lost that whole dream big thing.
Whatever job is above the human resources department. I'd make those a-holes my *****.
Being an NBA bench player that's just good enough to stick around in the league for a decade+ but never be good enough where you're in the position with a bunch of pressure to have to perform every single night. Think like a Nazr Mohammed type. Dude is about to enter his 18th year in the league with a career average of 15.9 minutes a game and has only been a regular starter for 2 of those seasons. Yet he has earned just over 65 million dollars in his 17 previous seasons. He's set for life financially as long as he is wise with it.
I lost that dream once I realized a college diploma was worthless without a bunch of luck.
Roadie/ guitar or drum tech for an established metal band
Third string NFL QB - no pressure to actually play, good seats for games, sweet hat/clipboard combo
Third string NFL QB - no pressure to actually play, good seats for games, sweet hat/clipboard combo
Greenskeeper at Bushwood Country Club
The world would indicate otherwise with an MBA. Problem is that 75% the way through the program I realized I didn't want to have anything to do with the types of jobs geared towards MBA grads.
4 over if they're black,
20 over if white.
I'm joking, I am not a police officer yet, still a student.