John Talty

[Frexzell]

I have been thinking about Mr. Talty and, specifically, of whom he reminds me. It hit me this morning: William Miller

And as a former journalist, I thought I would give him a talk, as if I were indeed Lester Bangs:

Frexzell: Aw, man. You made friends with them. See, friendship is the booze they feed you. They want you to get drunk on feeling like you belong.
Mr. Talty: Well, it was fun.
Frexzell: They make you feel cool. And hey. I met you. You are not cool.
Mr. Talty: I know. Even when I thought I was, I knew I wasn't.
Frexzell: That's because we're uncool. And while women will always be a problem for us, most of the great art in the world is about that very same problem.
Frexzell: My advice to you. I know you think those guys are your friends. You wanna be a true friend to them? Be honest, and unmerciful.

 

[maroonmania]

I have been thinking about Mr. Talty and, specifically, of whom he reminds me. It hit me this morning: William Miller

And as a former journalist, I thought I would give him a talk, as if I were indeed Lester Bangs:

Frexzell: Aw, man. You made friends with them. See, friendship is the booze they feed you. They want you to get drunk on feeling like you belong.
Mr. Talty: Well, it was fun.
Frexzell: They make you feel cool. And hey. I met you. You are not cool.
Mr. Talty: I know. Even when I thought I was, I knew I wasn't.
Frexzell: That's because we're uncool. And while women will always be a problem for us, most of the great art in the world is about that very same problem.
Frexzell: My advice to you. I know you think those guys are your friends. You wanna be a true friend to them? Be honest, and unmerciful.

I was thinking more along the lines of Napolean Dynamite*

 

[RingN2012]

He looks like the freecreditreport.com guy

 

[Railin Jemmye]

May as well do a look-a-like thread......

Talty:

Pennywise:

 

[Tater Jones]

I could see a little Dave Grohl in him, if he grew a beard.

 

[CrazyEyeKilla]

I was thinking more along the lines of Melvin (a.k.a. The Toxic Avenger)

 

[Cracker]

He looks like Steve Buscemi from Boardwalk Empire.

 

[the dude.sixpack]

 

[ckDOG]

Sam on Freaks and Geeks

 

[dawgphd]

Young Mackenzie Philliips

Edited to add...I was in love with Valerie Bertinelli as a teenager and still am 35 years later.

 

[CadaverDawg]

John Talty

Is the love child of....

Jeff Goldblum

and....

Jerry Seinfeld