From the "Maybe she is too young" line of thinking.
Text to the girl I've been getting to know, as I know she's transplanted here:
Were you here for Jordan?
"I'm gonna need you to explain your question - I'm not sure what you're asking."
For the Michael Jordan era.
"I was a child in Ohio."
Oh - so you're more Team Lebron.
"Yeah - but my Dad loves Jordan."